60大英文撕逼实用金句(中英对照)
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2020年07月28日 23:17
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The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
他两眼中闪烁着的，是太阳照进空脑壳的光芒。
23
They said you were a big asset. I told them they were off by two letters.
人们说你是莎士比亚。我告诉他们，你们多说了俩字。
(原文asset减掉两个字母是ass，傻逼/混蛋)
24
Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
傻逼这病不会疼，真是太可惜了。
25
We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.
我们并不介意你的短处，只是怕你跟我们"长处"。
26
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."
听说你离家出走之后你家人捎信说：“只要你不回来我们就原谅你。”
27
What color is the sky in your world?
你的世界里，天空是什么颜色的呢?
28
When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
上帝向人间播撒智慧时，你打了伞。
29
When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
当我盯着你双眼时，我能看到你后脑勺。
30
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
等你死了，我想参加你的葬礼。不过我那天可能得下了班才能去，因为得先工作、后娱乐嘛。
31
You look like a before picture.
你长得像广告上“使用前”的照片。
32
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
你壮得跟牛一样，智商也快赶上了。
33
You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
你貌美如画，大家都想拿绳子把你挂起来。
34
You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
你真是个傻逼，傻逼到坐在电视上看沙发。
35
You should be the poster child for birth control.
你应该去给避孕药做代言。
36
You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
你长得太丑，你去鬼屋玩，结果人家让你明天来上班。
37
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
我倒不是特别恨你，不过如果你着了火，而我手里又拿着水的话，那我一定先干为敬。
38
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
你这脸是不是着火之后被人用锤子拍灭的结果?
39
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
如果我要寻死，我就爬上你的自负之巅，然后跳进你的智商黑洞。
40
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
你的出生证是避孕套厂寄给你爹妈的道歉信。
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It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
看着你用自己的全部词汇量勉