英语话剧5人
玛丽莲梦兔
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2020年07月29日 13:10
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人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精
开场：Long long ago, there was a team went to Tian Zhu，there was a master called Xuanzang, there was a monkey called Wu Kong, there was a pig called Bajie, there was a monk called Sha Seng. On their trip…
T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie, map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look, boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss! Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo, nothing is sex, sex is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here. Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so I am hungry master.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: I will eat you!.
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong, actually, I am a bit hungry. Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry, too!
T: Baijie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem .Wukong, do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm! Hm! Electric net? You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry, lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh, Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady, you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh, please don’t……
T: It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please, Please, oh, no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm! Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2: Hello, have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T: Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh…my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭