The modest proposal及其译文

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The modest proposal


It is a melancholy object to those who walk through this great town or
travel in the country, when they see the streets, the roads, and cabin
doors, crowded with beggars of the female sex, followed by three, four,
or six children, all in rags and importuning every passenger for an
alms. These mothers, instead of being able to work for their honest
livelihood, are forced to employ all their time in strolling to beg
sustenance for their helpless infants: who as they grow up either turn
thieves for want of work, or leave their dear native country to fight for
the Pretender in Spain, or sell themselves to the Barbadoes.
I think it is agreed by all parties that this prodigious number of
children in the arms, or on the backs, or at the heels of their mothers,
and frequently of their fathers, is in the present deplorable state of the
kingdom a very great additional grievance; and, therefore, whoever
could find out a fair, cheap, and easy method of making these children
sound, useful members of the commonwealth, would deserve so well
of the public as to have his statue set up for a preserver of the nation.
But my intention is very far from being confined to provide only for the
children of professed beggars; it is of a much greater extent, and shall
take in the whole number of infants at a certain age who are born of
parents in effect as little able to support them as those who demand
our charity in the streets.
”I have been assured by a very knowing American of my
acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well
nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and
wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or
boiled ...”
As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years upon
this important subject, and maturely weighed the several schemes of
other projectors, I have always found them grossly mistaken in the
computation. It is true, a child just dropped from its dam may be
supported by her milk for a solar year, with little other nourishment;
at most not above the value of 2s., which the mother may certainly
get, or the value in scraps, by her lawful occupation of begging; and it
is exactly at one year old that I propose to provide for them in such a
manner as instead of being a charge upon their parents or the parish,
or wanting food and raiment for the rest of their lives, they shall on
the contrary contribute to the feeding, and partly to the clothing, of
many thousands.
There is likewise another great advantage in my scheme, that it will
prevent those voluntary abortions, and that horrid practice of women
murdering their bastard children, alas! too frequent among us!


sacrificing the poor innocent babes I doubt more to avoid the expense
than the shame, which would move tears and pity in the most savage
and inhuman breast.
The number of souls in this kingdom being usually reckoned one
million and a half, of these I calculate there may be about two hundred
thousand couple whose wives are breeders; from which number I
subtract thirty thousand couples who are able to maintain their own
children, although I apprehend there cannot be so many, under the
present distresses of the kingdom; but this being granted, there will
remain an hundred and seventy thousand breeders. I again subtract
fifty thousand for those women who miscarry, or whose children die
by accident or disease within the year. There only remains one
hundred and twenty thousand children of poor parents annually born.
The question therefore is, how this number shall be reared and
provided for, which, as I have already said, under the present
situation of affairs, is utterly impossible by all the methods hitherto
proposed. For we can neither employ them in handicraft or agriculture;
we neither build houses (I mean in the country) nor cultivate land:
they can very seldom pick up a livelihood by stealing, till they arrive at
six years old, except where they are of towardly parts, although I
confess they learn the rudiments much earlier, during which time,
they can however be properly looked upon only as probationers, as I
have been informed by a principal gentleman in the county of Cavan,
who protested to me that he never knew above one or two instances
under the age of six, even in a part of the kingdom so renowned for
the quickest proficiency in that art.
I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve
years old is no salable commodity; and even when they come to this
age they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and
half-a-crown at most on the exchange; which cannot turn to account
either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriment and rags
having been at least four times that value.
I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope
will not be liable to the least objection.
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance
in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a
most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed,
roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally
serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of the
hundred and twenty thousand children already computed, twenty
thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one-fourth part to
be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle or swine;
and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of


marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages,
therefore one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the
remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in the sale
to the persons of quality and fortune through the kingdom; always
advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so
as to render them plump and fat for a good table. A child will make
two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines
alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and
seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the
fourth day, especially in winter.
I have reckoned upon a medium that a child just born will weigh 12
pounds, and in a solar year, if tolerably nursed, increaseth to 28
pounds.
I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and therefore very proper for
landlords, who, as they have already devoured most of the parents,
seem to have the best title to the children.
Infant's flesh will be in season throughout the year, but more plentiful
in March, and a little before and after; for we are told by a grave
author, an eminent French physician, that fish being a prolific diet,
there are more children born in Roman Catholic countries about nine
months after Lent than at any other season; therefore, reckoning a
year after Lent, the markets will be more glutted than usual, because
the number of popish infants is at least three to one in this kingdom:
and therefore it will have one other collateral advantage, by lessening
the number of papists among us.
I have already computed the charge of nursing a beggar's child (in
which list I reckon all cottagers, laborers, and four-fifths of the
farmers) to be about two shillings per annum, rags included; and I
believe no gentleman would repine to give ten shillings for the carcass
of a good fat child, which, as I have said, will make four dishes of
excellent nutritive meat, when he hath only some particular friend or
his own family to dine with him. Thus the squire will learn to be a good
landlord, and grow popular among his tenants; the mother will have
eight shillings net profit, and be fit for work till she produces another
child.
Those who are more thrifty (as I must confess the times require) may
flay the carcass; the skin of which artificially dressed will make
admirable gloves for ladies, and summer boots for fine gentlemen.
As to our city of Dublin, shambles may be appointed for this purpose
in the most convenient parts of it, and butchers we may be assured
will not be wanting; although I rather recommend buying the children
alive, and dressing them hot from the knife, as we do roasting pigs.
A very worthy person, a true lover of his country, and whose virtues I
highly esteem, was lately pleased in discoursing on this matter to


offer a refinement upon my scheme. He said that many gentlemen of
this kingdom, having of late destroyed their deer, he conceived that
the want of venison might be well supplied by the bodies of young lads
and maidens, not exceeding fourteen years of age nor under twelve;
so great a number of both sexes in every country being now ready to
starve for want of work and service; and these to be disposed of by
their parents, if alive, or otherwise by their nearest relations. But with
due deference to so excellent a friend and so deserving a patriot, I
cannot be altogether in his sentiments; for as to the males, my
American acquaintance assured me, from frequent experience, that
their flesh was generally tough and lean, like that of our schoolboys by
continual exercise, and their taste disagreeable; and to fatten them
would not answer the charge. Then as to the females, it would, I think,
with humble submission be a loss to the public, because they soon
would become breeders themselves; and besides, it is not improbable
that some scrupulous people might be apt to censure such a practice
(although indeed very unjustly), as a little bordering upon cruelty;
which, I confess, hath always been with me the strongest objection
against any project, however so well intended.
But in order to justify my friend, he confessed that this expedient was
put into his head by the famous Psalmanazar, a native of the island
Formosa, who came from thence to London above twenty years ago,
and in conversation told my friend, that in his country when any young
person happened to be put to death, the executioner sold the carcass
to persons of quality as a prime dainty; and that in his time the body
of a plump girl of fifteen, who was crucified for an attempt to poison
the emperor, was sold to his imperial majesty's prime minister of state,
and other great mandarins of the court, in joints from the gibbet, at
four hundred crowns. Neither indeed can I deny, that if the same use
were made of several plump young girls in this town, who without one
single groat to their fortunes cannot stir abroad without a chair, and
appear at playhouse and assemblies in foreign fineries which they
never will pay for, the kingdom would not be the worse.
Some persons of a desponding spirit are in great concern about that
vast number of poor people, who are aged, diseased, or maimed, and
I have been desired to employ my thoughts what course may be taken
to ease the nation of so grievous an encumbrance. But I am not in the
least pain upon that matter, because it is very well known that they
are every day dying and rotting by cold and famine, and filth and
vermin, as fast as can be reasonably expected. And as to the young
laborers, they are now in as hopeful a condition; they cannot get work,
and consequently pine away for want of nourishment, to a degree that
if at any time they are accidentally hired to common labor, they have
not strength to perform it; and thus the country and themselves are


happily delivered from the evils to come.
I have too long digressed, and therefore shall return to my subject. I
think the advantages by the proposal which I have made are obvious
and many, as well as of the highest importance.
For first, as I have already observed, it would greatly lessen the
number of papists, with whom we are yearly overrun, being the
principal breeders of the nation as well as our most dangerous
enemies; and who stay at home on purpose with a design to deliver
the kingdom to the Pretender, hoping to take their advantage by the
absence of so many good protestants, who have chosen rather to
leave their country than stay at home and pay tithes against their
conscience to an episcopal curate.
Secondly, The poorer tenants will have something valuable of their
own, which by law may be made liable to distress and help to pay their
landlord's rent, their corn and cattle being already seized, and money
a thing unknown.
Thirdly, Whereas the maintenance of an hundred thousand children,
from two years old and upward, cannot be computed at less than ten
shillings a-piece per annum, the nation's stock will be thereby
increased fifty thousand pounds per annum, beside the profit of a new
dish introduced to the tables of all gentlemen of fortune in the
kingdom who have any refinement in taste. And the money will
circulate among ourselves, the goods being entirely of our own
growth and manufacture.
Fourthly, The constant breeders, beside the gain of eight shillings
sterling per annum by the sale of their children, will be rid of the
charge of maintaining them after the first year.
Fifthly, This food would likewise bring great custom to taverns; where
the vintners will certainly be so prudent as to procure the best receipts
for dressing it to perfection, and consequently have their houses
frequented by all the fine gentlemen, who justly value themselves
upon their knowledge in good eating: and a skilful cook, who
understands how to oblige his guests, will contrive to make it as
expensive as they please.
Sixthly, This would be a great inducement to marriage, which all wise
nations have either encouraged by rewards or enforced by laws and
penalties. It would increase the care and tenderness of mothers
toward their children, when they were sure of a settlement for life to
the poor babes, provided in some sort by the public, to their annual
profit instead of expense. We should see an honest emulation among
the married women, which of them could bring the fattest child to the
market. Men would become as fond of their wives during the time of
their pregnancy as they are now of their mares in foal, their cows in
calf, their sows when they are ready to farrow; nor offer to beat or kick


them (as is too frequent a practice) for fear of a miscarriage.
Many other advantages might be enumerated. For instance, the
addition of some thousand carcasses in our exportation of barreled
beef, the propagation of swine's flesh, and improvement in the art of
making good bacon, so much wanted among us by the great
destruction of pigs, too frequent at our tables; which are no way
comparable in taste or magnificence to a well-grown, fat, yearling
child, which roasted whole will make a considerable figure at a lord
mayor's feast or any other public entertainment. But this and many
others I omit, being studious of brevity.
Supposing that one thousand families in this city, would be constant
customers for infants flesh, besides others who might have it at merry
meetings, particularly at weddings and christenings, I compute that
Dublin would take off annually about twenty thousand carcasses; and
the rest of the kingdom (where probably they will be sold somewhat
cheaper) the remaining eighty thousand.
I can think of no one objection, that will possibly be raised against this
proposal, unless it should be urged, that the number of people will be
thereby much lessened in the kingdom. This I freely own, and 'twas
indeed one principal design in offering it to the world. I desire the
reader will observe, that I calculate my remedy for this one individual
Kingdom of Ireland, and for no other that ever was, is, or, I think, ever
can be upon Earth. Therefore let no man talk to me of other
expedients: Of taxing our absentees at five shillings a pound: Of using
neither cloaths, nor houshold furniture, except what is of our own
growth and manufacture: Of utterly rejecting the materials and
instruments that promote foreign luxury: Of curing the expensiveness
of pride, vanity, idleness, and gaming in our women: Of introducing a
vein of parsimony, prudence and temperance: Of learning to love our
country, wherein we differ even from Laplanders, and the inhabitants
of Topinamboo: Of quitting our animosities and factions, nor acting
any longer like the Jews, who were murdering one another at the very
moment their city was taken: Of being a little cautious not to sell our
country and consciences for nothing: Of teaching landlords to have at
least one degree of mercy towards their tenants. Lastly, of putting a
spirit of honesty, industry, and skill into our shop-keepers, who, if a
resolution could now be taken to buy only our native goods, would
immediately unite to cheat and exact upon us in the price, the
measure, and the goodness, nor could ever yet be brought to make
one fair proposal of just dealing, though often and earnestly invited to
it.
Therefore I repeat, let no man talk to me of these and the like
expedients, 'till he hath at least some glympse of hope, that there will
ever be some hearty and sincere attempt to put them into practice.


But, as to my self, having been wearied out for many years with
offering vain, idle, visionary thoughts, and at length utterly despairing
of success, I fortunately fell upon this proposal, which, as it is wholly
new, so it hath something solid and real, of no expence and little
trouble, full in our own power, and whereby we can incur no danger in
disobliging England. For this kind of commodity will not bear
exportation, and flesh being of too tender a consistence, to admit a
long continuance in salt, although perhaps I could name a country,
which would be glad to eat up our whole nation without it.
After all, I am not so violently bent upon my own opinion as to reject
any offer proposed by wise men, which shall be found equally
innocent, cheap, easy, and effectual. But before something of that
kind shall be advanced in contradiction to my scheme, and offering a
better, I desire the author or authors will be pleased maturely to
consider two points. First, as things now stand, how they will be able
to find food and raiment for an hundred thousand useless mouths and
backs. And secondly, there being a round million of creatures in
human figure throughout this kingdom, whose whole subsistence put
into a common stock would leave them in debt two millions of pounds
sterling, adding those who are beggars by profession to the bulk of
farmers, cottagers, and laborers, with their wives and children who
are beggars in effect: I desire those politicians who dislike my
overture, and may perhaps be so bold as to attempt an answer, that
they will first ask the parents of these mortals, whether they would
not at this day think it a great happiness to have been sold for food, at
a year old in the manner I prescribe, and thereby have avoided such
a perpetual scene of misfortunes as they have since gone through by
the oppression of landlords, the impossibility of paying rent without
money or trade, the want of common sustenance, with neither house
nor clothes to cover them from the inclemencies of the weather, and
the most inevitable prospect of entailing the like or greater miseries
upon their breed for ever.
I profess, in the sincerity of my heart, that I have not the least
personal interest in endeavoring to promote this necessary work,
having no other motive than the public good of my country, by
advancing our trade, providing for infants, relieving the poor, and
giving some pleasure to the rich. I have no children by which I can
propose to get a single penny; the youngest being nine years old, and
my wife past child-bearing.
The End




翻译


一个谦虚的建议

为了阻止那些穷人的孩子成为他们父母和国家的负担,并让他们造福于社会
那确实是令人悲伤 的,当我们在爱尔兰这个国家旅行,在这个城镇步行的时候,看见街上、
大道边、小屋的门前,挤着一大 堆的乞讨妇女!她们后面跟着3个、4个、甚至6个孩子。这
些人个个都穿着破布衣裳,乞讨着每一个路 人的施舍。这些妈妈,不是去老老实实的干活儿
谋生,而是被迫将她们的时间全部花费在为他们的无助的 婴儿闲逛在大街上乞讨粮食。这些
婴儿,当他们长大的时候,要么因为想找工作而变成贼,要么离开他们 亲爱的祖国为别国卖
命,或者卖身与巴巴多斯。
我想这是所有党派人士都赞同的,这么多在怀 里抱着的、背着的、母亲教脚站着的那些孩子,
在目前国家这种可悲的状态下是一个极大的带着额外的不 幸!因此,无论谁,只要能找到一
个公平的、花费较少的、容易的方法使这些孩子健康,那么这个共和政 体的有效公民将会赢
得公众的称赞,并且公众会为他塑一座国家保护着的雕像。
但是我的建议 远远不局限于为那些自我认定为乞丐的孩子所提供。它有一个更大的范围,并
且能够将那些父母养不起, 需要在大街乞讨我们的善心来过活的孩子,在一定的年龄段起到
作用。
对于我个人来说,这一 重要想法在脑海里已经闪现了很多年了,并且在前几位建议者的方案
下日趋成熟。我已经发现了他们在计 算中的很大的错误。那的确是真的,一个刚刚从母亲身
上落地的孩子,可能最多需要一点奶水和一点点其 他的营养品。最多不过于两个先令的价值
或者是点儿碎步的价值,这点价值母亲可以通过合法的乞讨自然 而然的得到。大概在一岁的
时候,我建议用这样的方法来喂他们----他们应该相反地成百上千倍的回 报养育和部分的衣
服费用,而不是成为他们父母或者向教区要钱或者食物和衣服来供给他们下半生生活的 负
累!

在我的这个计划中同样的还有另外一个好处,那就是阻止那些人故意堕 胎。那些妇女谋杀自
己的私生子的令人厌恶的事情在我们中间频繁的发生。我怀疑,她们更多的是想去避 免开支
而不是想逃脱羞耻。这种做法,就是最不开化的人和牲畜也会为之落泪,感到惋惜!
这 个国家的人口一般来说有150万。在这些人中间,我算了算大概有20万的夫妻中妻子生了
过多的孩子 。从这中间我减去3万的能够养育她们孩子的夫妻(虽然我明白在目前这个国家
的危难之下不可能有这么 多人),但是,让大家所欣慰的是这里将还会有17万的养育孩子的
人。我再减去5万流产的妇女,或者 是在一年里面那些意外死亡或者因为疾病而故的孩子,
这儿每年将会只剩下12万穷人的孩子能够出生。 因此,现在的问题是:这些孩子怎么被养活
并提供给他们食物?正如我前面所说的,在现在国家的状况下 ,通过目前为止所提出的各种
方法是完全不可能的。因为我们既不可能把他们聘用到手工业也不能到农场 ;我们既没有在
农村给他们建造房屋也没有给他们可耕种的土地。在六岁之前,他们不可能靠偷窃来过活 ,
除非他们有这种偷窃的天赋。虽然我承认他们更早的学习了一些基本技巧。然而在那段时间
他 们仅仅被当做是试用人员。正如我前面所提到的卡文村绅士的规则一样,他抗议我说他从
来没发现有低于 六岁的孩子能够工作这样的例子,即使是那些在艺术上又快又熟练而享有声
望的地方也没有!


The modest proposal


It is a melancholy object to those who walk through this great town or
travel in the country, when they see the streets, the roads, and cabin
doors, crowded with beggars of the female sex, followed by three, four,
or six children, all in rags and importuning every passenger for an
alms. These mothers, instead of being able to work for their honest
livelihood, are forced to employ all their time in strolling to beg
sustenance for their helpless infants: who as they grow up either turn
thieves for want of work, or leave their dear native country to fight for
the Pretender in Spain, or sell themselves to the Barbadoes.
I think it is agreed by all parties that this prodigious number of
children in the arms, or on the backs, or at the heels of their mothers,
and frequently of their fathers, is in the present deplorable state of the
kingdom a very great additional grievance; and, therefore, whoever
could find out a fair, cheap, and easy method of making these children
sound, useful members of the commonwealth, would deserve so well
of the public as to have his statue set up for a preserver of the nation.
But my intention is very far from being confined to provide only for the
children of professed beggars; it is of a much greater extent, and shall
take in the whole number of infants at a certain age who are born of
parents in effect as little able to support them as those who demand
our charity in the streets.
”I have been assured by a very knowing American of my
acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well
nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and
wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or
boiled ...”
As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years upon
this important subject, and maturely weighed the several schemes of
other projectors, I have always found them grossly mistaken in the
computation. It is true, a child just dropped from its dam may be
supported by her milk for a solar year, with little other nourishment;
at most not above the value of 2s., which the mother may certainly
get, or the value in scraps, by her lawful occupation of begging; and it
is exactly at one year old that I propose to provide for them in such a
manner as instead of being a charge upon their parents or the parish,
or wanting food and raiment for the rest of their lives, they shall on
the contrary contribute to the feeding, and partly to the clothing, of
many thousands.
There is likewise another great advantage in my scheme, that it will
prevent those voluntary abortions, and that horrid practice of women
murdering their bastard children, alas! too frequent among us!


sacrificing the poor innocent babes I doubt more to avoid the expense
than the shame, which would move tears and pity in the most savage
and inhuman breast.
The number of souls in this kingdom being usually reckoned one
million and a half, of these I calculate there may be about two hundred
thousand couple whose wives are breeders; from which number I
subtract thirty thousand couples who are able to maintain their own
children, although I apprehend there cannot be so many, under the
present distresses of the kingdom; but this being granted, there will
remain an hundred and seventy thousand breeders. I again subtract
fifty thousand for those women who miscarry, or whose children die
by accident or disease within the year. There only remains one
hundred and twenty thousand children of poor parents annually born.
The question therefore is, how this number shall be reared and
provided for, which, as I have already said, under the present
situation of affairs, is utterly impossible by all the methods hitherto
proposed. For we can neither employ them in handicraft or agriculture;
we neither build houses (I mean in the country) nor cultivate land:
they can very seldom pick up a livelihood by stealing, till they arrive at
six years old, except where they are of towardly parts, although I
confess they learn the rudiments much earlier, during which time,
they can however be properly looked upon only as probationers, as I
have been informed by a principal gentleman in the county of Cavan,
who protested to me that he never knew above one or two instances
under the age of six, even in a part of the kingdom so renowned for
the quickest proficiency in that art.
I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve
years old is no salable commodity; and even when they come to this
age they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and
half-a-crown at most on the exchange; which cannot turn to account
either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriment and rags
having been at least four times that value.
I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope
will not be liable to the least objection.
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance
in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a
most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed,
roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally
serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of the
hundred and twenty thousand children already computed, twenty
thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one-fourth part to
be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle or swine;
and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of


marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages,
therefore one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the
remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in the sale
to the persons of quality and fortune through the kingdom; always
advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so
as to render them plump and fat for a good table. A child will make
two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines
alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and
seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the
fourth day, especially in winter.
I have reckoned upon a medium that a child just born will weigh 12
pounds, and in a solar year, if tolerably nursed, increaseth to 28
pounds.
I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and therefore very proper for
landlords, who, as they have already devoured most of the parents,
seem to have the best title to the children.
Infant's flesh will be in season throughout the year, but more plentiful
in March, and a little before and after; for we are told by a grave
author, an eminent French physician, that fish being a prolific diet,
there are more children born in Roman Catholic countries about nine
months after Lent than at any other season; therefore, reckoning a
year after Lent, the markets will be more glutted than usual, because
the number of popish infants is at least three to one in this kingdom:
and therefore it will have one other collateral advantage, by lessening
the number of papists among us.
I have already computed the charge of nursing a beggar's child (in
which list I reckon all cottagers, laborers, and four-fifths of the
farmers) to be about two shillings per annum, rags included; and I
believe no gentleman would repine to give ten shillings for the carcass
of a good fat child, which, as I have said, will make four dishes of
excellent nutritive meat, when he hath only some particular friend or
his own family to dine with him. Thus the squire will learn to be a good
landlord, and grow popular among his tenants; the mother will have
eight shillings net profit, and be fit for work till she produces another
child.
Those who are more thrifty (as I must confess the times require) may
flay the carcass; the skin of which artificially dressed will make
admirable gloves for ladies, and summer boots for fine gentlemen.
As to our city of Dublin, shambles may be appointed for this purpose
in the most convenient parts of it, and butchers we may be assured
will not be wanting; although I rather recommend buying the children
alive, and dressing them hot from the knife, as we do roasting pigs.
A very worthy person, a true lover of his country, and whose virtues I
highly esteem, was lately pleased in discoursing on this matter to


offer a refinement upon my scheme. He said that many gentlemen of
this kingdom, having of late destroyed their deer, he conceived that
the want of venison might be well supplied by the bodies of young lads
and maidens, not exceeding fourteen years of age nor under twelve;
so great a number of both sexes in every country being now ready to
starve for want of work and service; and these to be disposed of by
their parents, if alive, or otherwise by their nearest relations. But with
due deference to so excellent a friend and so deserving a patriot, I
cannot be altogether in his sentiments; for as to the males, my
American acquaintance assured me, from frequent experience, that
their flesh was generally tough and lean, like that of our schoolboys by
continual exercise, and their taste disagreeable; and to fatten them
would not answer the charge. Then as to the females, it would, I think,
with humble submission be a loss to the public, because they soon
would become breeders themselves; and besides, it is not improbable
that some scrupulous people might be apt to censure such a practice
(although indeed very unjustly), as a little bordering upon cruelty;
which, I confess, hath always been with me the strongest objection
against any project, however so well intended.
But in order to justify my friend, he confessed that this expedient was
put into his head by the famous Psalmanazar, a native of the island
Formosa, who came from thence to London above twenty years ago,
and in conversation told my friend, that in his country when any young
person happened to be put to death, the executioner sold the carcass
to persons of quality as a prime dainty; and that in his time the body
of a plump girl of fifteen, who was crucified for an attempt to poison
the emperor, was sold to his imperial majesty's prime minister of state,
and other great mandarins of the court, in joints from the gibbet, at
four hundred crowns. Neither indeed can I deny, that if the same use
were made of several plump young girls in this town, who without one
single groat to their fortunes cannot stir abroad without a chair, and
appear at playhouse and assemblies in foreign fineries which they
never will pay for, the kingdom would not be the worse.
Some persons of a desponding spirit are in great concern about that
vast number of poor people, who are aged, diseased, or maimed, and
I have been desired to employ my thoughts what course may be taken
to ease the nation of so grievous an encumbrance. But I am not in the
least pain upon that matter, because it is very well known that they
are every day dying and rotting by cold and famine, and filth and
vermin, as fast as can be reasonably expected. And as to the young
laborers, they are now in as hopeful a condition; they cannot get work,
and consequently pine away for want of nourishment, to a degree that
if at any time they are accidentally hired to common labor, they have
not strength to perform it; and thus the country and themselves are


happily delivered from the evils to come.
I have too long digressed, and therefore shall return to my subject. I
think the advantages by the proposal which I have made are obvious
and many, as well as of the highest importance.
For first, as I have already observed, it would greatly lessen the
number of papists, with whom we are yearly overrun, being the
principal breeders of the nation as well as our most dangerous
enemies; and who stay at home on purpose with a design to deliver
the kingdom to the Pretender, hoping to take their advantage by the
absence of so many good protestants, who have chosen rather to
leave their country than stay at home and pay tithes against their
conscience to an episcopal curate.
Secondly, The poorer tenants will have something valuable of their
own, which by law may be made liable to distress and help to pay their
landlord's rent, their corn and cattle being already seized, and money
a thing unknown.
Thirdly, Whereas the maintenance of an hundred thousand children,
from two years old and upward, cannot be computed at less than ten
shillings a-piece per annum, the nation's stock will be thereby
increased fifty thousand pounds per annum, beside the profit of a new
dish introduced to the tables of all gentlemen of fortune in the
kingdom who have any refinement in taste. And the money will
circulate among ourselves, the goods being entirely of our own
growth and manufacture.
Fourthly, The constant breeders, beside the gain of eight shillings
sterling per annum by the sale of their children, will be rid of the
charge of maintaining them after the first year.
Fifthly, This food would likewise bring great custom to taverns; where
the vintners will certainly be so prudent as to procure the best receipts
for dressing it to perfection, and consequently have their houses
frequented by all the fine gentlemen, who justly value themselves
upon their knowledge in good eating: and a skilful cook, who
understands how to oblige his guests, will contrive to make it as
expensive as they please.
Sixthly, This would be a great inducement to marriage, which all wise
nations have either encouraged by rewards or enforced by laws and
penalties. It would increase the care and tenderness of mothers
toward their children, when they were sure of a settlement for life to
the poor babes, provided in some sort by the public, to their annual
profit instead of expense. We should see an honest emulation among
the married women, which of them could bring the fattest child to the
market. Men would become as fond of their wives during the time of
their pregnancy as they are now of their mares in foal, their cows in
calf, their sows when they are ready to farrow; nor offer to beat or kick


them (as is too frequent a practice) for fear of a miscarriage.
Many other advantages might be enumerated. For instance, the
addition of some thousand carcasses in our exportation of barreled
beef, the propagation of swine's flesh, and improvement in the art of
making good bacon, so much wanted among us by the great
destruction of pigs, too frequent at our tables; which are no way
comparable in taste or magnificence to a well-grown, fat, yearling
child, which roasted whole will make a considerable figure at a lord
mayor's feast or any other public entertainment. But this and many
others I omit, being studious of brevity.
Supposing that one thousand families in this city, would be constant
customers for infants flesh, besides others who might have it at merry
meetings, particularly at weddings and christenings, I compute that
Dublin would take off annually about twenty thousand carcasses; and
the rest of the kingdom (where probably they will be sold somewhat
cheaper) the remaining eighty thousand.
I can think of no one objection, that will possibly be raised against this
proposal, unless it should be urged, that the number of people will be
thereby much lessened in the kingdom. This I freely own, and 'twas
indeed one principal design in offering it to the world. I desire the
reader will observe, that I calculate my remedy for this one individual
Kingdom of Ireland, and for no other that ever was, is, or, I think, ever
can be upon Earth. Therefore let no man talk to me of other
expedients: Of taxing our absentees at five shillings a pound: Of using
neither cloaths, nor houshold furniture, except what is of our own
growth and manufacture: Of utterly rejecting the materials and
instruments that promote foreign luxury: Of curing the expensiveness
of pride, vanity, idleness, and gaming in our women: Of introducing a
vein of parsimony, prudence and temperance: Of learning to love our
country, wherein we differ even from Laplanders, and the inhabitants
of Topinamboo: Of quitting our animosities and factions, nor acting
any longer like the Jews, who were murdering one another at the very
moment their city was taken: Of being a little cautious not to sell our
country and consciences for nothing: Of teaching landlords to have at
least one degree of mercy towards their tenants. Lastly, of putting a
spirit of honesty, industry, and skill into our shop-keepers, who, if a
resolution could now be taken to buy only our native goods, would
immediately unite to cheat and exact upon us in the price, the
measure, and the goodness, nor could ever yet be brought to make
one fair proposal of just dealing, though often and earnestly invited to
it.
Therefore I repeat, let no man talk to me of these and the like
expedients, 'till he hath at least some glympse of hope, that there will
ever be some hearty and sincere attempt to put them into practice.


But, as to my self, having been wearied out for many years with
offering vain, idle, visionary thoughts, and at length utterly despairing
of success, I fortunately fell upon this proposal, which, as it is wholly
new, so it hath something solid and real, of no expence and little
trouble, full in our own power, and whereby we can incur no danger in
disobliging England. For this kind of commodity will not bear
exportation, and flesh being of too tender a consistence, to admit a
long continuance in salt, although perhaps I could name a country,
which would be glad to eat up our whole nation without it.
After all, I am not so violently bent upon my own opinion as to reject
any offer proposed by wise men, which shall be found equally
innocent, cheap, easy, and effectual. But before something of that
kind shall be advanced in contradiction to my scheme, and offering a
better, I desire the author or authors will be pleased maturely to
consider two points. First, as things now stand, how they will be able
to find food and raiment for an hundred thousand useless mouths and
backs. And secondly, there being a round million of creatures in
human figure throughout this kingdom, whose whole subsistence put
into a common stock would leave them in debt two millions of pounds
sterling, adding those who are beggars by profession to the bulk of
farmers, cottagers, and laborers, with their wives and children who
are beggars in effect: I desire those politicians who dislike my
overture, and may perhaps be so bold as to attempt an answer, that
they will first ask the parents of these mortals, whether they would
not at this day think it a great happiness to have been sold for food, at
a year old in the manner I prescribe, and thereby have avoided such
a perpetual scene of misfortunes as they have since gone through by
the oppression of landlords, the impossibility of paying rent without
money or trade, the want of common sustenance, with neither house
nor clothes to cover them from the inclemencies of the weather, and
the most inevitable prospect of entailing the like or greater miseries
upon their breed for ever.
I profess, in the sincerity of my heart, that I have not the least
personal interest in endeavoring to promote this necessary work,
having no other motive than the public good of my country, by
advancing our trade, providing for infants, relieving the poor, and
giving some pleasure to the rich. I have no children by which I can
propose to get a single penny; the youngest being nine years old, and
my wife past child-bearing.
The End




翻译


一个谦虚的建议

为了阻止那些穷人的孩子成为他们父母和国家的负担,并让他们造福于社会
那确实是令人悲伤 的,当我们在爱尔兰这个国家旅行,在这个城镇步行的时候,看见街上、
大道边、小屋的门前,挤着一大 堆的乞讨妇女!她们后面跟着3个、4个、甚至6个孩子。这
些人个个都穿着破布衣裳,乞讨着每一个路 人的施舍。这些妈妈,不是去老老实实的干活儿
谋生,而是被迫将她们的时间全部花费在为他们的无助的 婴儿闲逛在大街上乞讨粮食。这些
婴儿,当他们长大的时候,要么因为想找工作而变成贼,要么离开他们 亲爱的祖国为别国卖
命,或者卖身与巴巴多斯。
我想这是所有党派人士都赞同的,这么多在怀 里抱着的、背着的、母亲教脚站着的那些孩子,
在目前国家这种可悲的状态下是一个极大的带着额外的不 幸!因此,无论谁,只要能找到一
个公平的、花费较少的、容易的方法使这些孩子健康,那么这个共和政 体的有效公民将会赢
得公众的称赞,并且公众会为他塑一座国家保护着的雕像。
但是我的建议 远远不局限于为那些自我认定为乞丐的孩子所提供。它有一个更大的范围,并
且能够将那些父母养不起, 需要在大街乞讨我们的善心来过活的孩子,在一定的年龄段起到
作用。
对于我个人来说,这一 重要想法在脑海里已经闪现了很多年了,并且在前几位建议者的方案
下日趋成熟。我已经发现了他们在计 算中的很大的错误。那的确是真的,一个刚刚从母亲身
上落地的孩子,可能最多需要一点奶水和一点点其 他的营养品。最多不过于两个先令的价值
或者是点儿碎步的价值,这点价值母亲可以通过合法的乞讨自然 而然的得到。大概在一岁的
时候,我建议用这样的方法来喂他们----他们应该相反地成百上千倍的回 报养育和部分的衣
服费用,而不是成为他们父母或者向教区要钱或者食物和衣服来供给他们下半生生活的 负
累!

在我的这个计划中同样的还有另外一个好处,那就是阻止那些人故意堕 胎。那些妇女谋杀自
己的私生子的令人厌恶的事情在我们中间频繁的发生。我怀疑,她们更多的是想去避 免开支
而不是想逃脱羞耻。这种做法,就是最不开化的人和牲畜也会为之落泪,感到惋惜!
这 个国家的人口一般来说有150万。在这些人中间,我算了算大概有20万的夫妻中妻子生了
过多的孩子 。从这中间我减去3万的能够养育她们孩子的夫妻(虽然我明白在目前这个国家
的危难之下不可能有这么 多人),但是,让大家所欣慰的是这里将还会有17万的养育孩子的
人。我再减去5万流产的妇女,或者 是在一年里面那些意外死亡或者因为疾病而故的孩子,
这儿每年将会只剩下12万穷人的孩子能够出生。 因此,现在的问题是:这些孩子怎么被养活
并提供给他们食物?正如我前面所说的,在现在国家的状况下 ,通过目前为止所提出的各种
方法是完全不可能的。因为我们既不可能把他们聘用到手工业也不能到农场 ;我们既没有在
农村给他们建造房屋也没有给他们可耕种的土地。在六岁之前,他们不可能靠偷窃来过活 ,
除非他们有这种偷窃的天赋。虽然我承认他们更早的学习了一些基本技巧。然而在那段时间
他 们仅仅被当做是试用人员。正如我前面所提到的卡文村绅士的规则一样,他抗议我说他从
来没发现有低于 六岁的孩子能够工作这样的例子,即使是那些在艺术上又快又熟练而享有声
望的地方也没有!

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