生活大爆炸第4季 第15集 纯英文字幕文件
玛丽莲梦兔
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2020年07月31日 07:18
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Rajesh--Here's what I wonder about zombies .
other three--Oh.......
Rajesh--What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat ?they can't starve to death --they're alredy dead .
Howard--You take this one .I spent an hour last night on "How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror "?
sheldon--Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other --case closed.
Rajesh--Yeah,Okay ,so ,zombies.
leonard--I guess it depends on the zombies, we talking slow zomies ,faset zombies?like in 28 Days ,if those zombies didn't eat,they starved.
Howard--You're thinking of 28 Days later.28 Days is where Sandra Bullock goes rehab and puts the audience into an undead state.
't bag on Sandra bullock! You think it maks you look cultured ,but you just come off as bitter.
leonard--Oh,t,twevel O'clock.
Howard--Why's the president of the University slumming in the cafeteria ?
Sheldon--Perhaps he's emulating Shakespeare's Henty V. who dressed as a commoner and mingled among them to find out how he was being perceived by his subjects. of course ,if he'd have read any or the 1300 E-mails I've sent him on the subject of his adminstration he could have saved himself the trouble.
Rajesh--Or maybe he heard it's Tator Tot 's why I'm here .
university president---Hey,there's my favorite geniues ! how are you doing today ?
sheldon--That depends how much longer do you plan on fonding my shouder?
university president---Sorry ,,I forgot you have a touch phobia .
sheldon--It's not a touch phobia ,is't a germ phobia ,if you like to go put a pair of latex gloves. I'll let you check me for a hernia .
university listen,fellas,who's up for a little party this Saturday night ? Open bar ,good eats ,might even be a few pretty girls.
three guys---Sounds great ! I'm in !
sheldon--Hold on .Just because the nice is offering you candy dosen't mean you should jump into his windowless van. What's the occasion ?
university president---Just a little fund-raiser for the university .
Sheldon--Aha! The tear-stained air mattress in the back of the van .
university president---I understand your reticence, and I sympathize, but the hard facts are occasinally,we have to shake a few hands and kiss a few butts to raise money for our research.
Sheldon--I don't care ,it's demeaning and I refuse to be trotted out and shown off like a prize hog at the Texas State Fair . Which ,by the way ,is someont you don't want to attend wearing a Star Trek ensigh's uniform .
university president---All right ,let me put it this way .You're gonna put on a suit ,you're gonna come to this party and you're ganna explain your research to a bunch of old people or I swear to Gog ,I'll blind you with a hot hot spoon like they did to that little boy in Slumdog Millionaire.
Rajesh--Oh,you don't want that .
university president
that pointless soiress,I stayed right here and did a load of whites.
Amey --Well ,normally I respect your macho rebellious attitude toward "the man" ,but in this case ,I think you've made a foolish mistake .
sheldon-- Unlikely ,but make your case .keeping in mind that your critical attitude is ruining our saturday night together and I not abouve minimizing your window.
shamy--sheldon, like it or not ,Untill you manage to upload your intelligence into a self-sustaining orbiting statellite equipped with high-speed Internet and a cloaking device,you will be dependent on other members of the human race .
sheldon --That's it ,prepare to be minimized.
shamy--I'm not finished .all scientists have to fund-raise,sheldon. how do you think I paid for my lab ? I went to saudi Araia and met with a prince who had an interest in neurobiology.
sheldon --Your lab is funded by some middle-Eastern diletanate ?
shamy--Technically,Faisal is my fianic .but I do have a state-of-the-art two-photon microscope and a place to stay in Riyadh for the winter.
sheldon --Well,that explains those puzzling camerl race photos on your facebook page.
shamy-- and consider this :wihtout you to make the case for the physics department,the task will fall to people like Leonard and Rajesh.
sheldon --are you trying to scare me ? because you're succeeding.
shamy--well,then prepare to be your firends are unconvingcing,this years donations might go to ,say ,the geology department.
sheldon --oh,dear,not the dirt people !
shamy--or worse --it could go to the liberal arts.
sheldon--No !
shamy-- Millions of dollars being showered on poets,literary theorists and students of dender studies.
sheldon--Oh,the humanities !
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leonard--on the bright side,I don't think President siebert will be making us go to any more fund-raisers.
howard--It was so much easier at my bar old people just came up to you ,pinched you cheek and handed you a savings bond.
rajesh--Oh,don't be such gloomy Gusses. Look at the size of these shrimp! at what point do we start calling them lobsters ?
Leonard--Face it ,fajesh,we crashed and burend to night.
-- oh,you didn't do that badly .
leonard-- , the first machine I turn on in the morning is the helium-neon laser,because it needs to warm up .
--I no longer care, don't worried,I really enjoyed meeting you this evening .
leonard--You're kidding .that was good for you ? beacause I was sweeating through my T-shirt
--Excellent ! there's nothing I like better than making smart people feel ill at ease.
leonard--why ?
--oh,I don't know,it's one of the fun things ,you get to do when you have lots of money. watch！ hey ! who said you could eat that shrimp ? see ? fun.
sheldon--No,no,no,I'm just here for your money.I don't want to shake anyone's germy hands. Explain to them ,siebert.
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sheldon--I m
we have potatoes,I could make you 'll take two weeks.
penny--leonard,are you okay?
leonard--Um...I'm not sure .
howard--What's going on?
leonard--Well, said she was seriously considering donating money so we could get a cryogenic centrifugal pump ...
three guy--Oh!!yes!!
leonard--Then she stuck her tongue down my throat .
sheldon--Why ?
penny--Okay,we can't keep explaining everything read that book we got you.
leonard--She hit on me.
Howard--Wait -wait-wait,are you telling us that old lady wanted to have sex with you in exchange for giving your department millions of dollars ?
leonard--I think so .
Howard--You lucky duck.
penny--You're really a broken 't you ?
leonard--I was able to get out of there before anything happened,but she wants to see me again tomorrow night.
sheldon--Excellent!What are you planning to wear ?
leonard--What ?
sheldon--Penny ,you're an expert on trading sexual favors for material gain,walk him through this.
leonard--Well,N-no,hold on a second,I...I'm not going to sleep with her.
sheldon--But we need a cryogenic cenrifugal pump.
leonard--Um... it !It's not gonna happen.
sheldon--Well ,come now,Leonard,this may be your only chance to make a real contribution to science!
leonard--I repeat,not gonna happen.
penny--What was all that about me trading sexual favors for material gain ?
sheldon--It was a compliment. I bellieve in giving credit where credit is due.
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sheldon--Okay ,fine ,I'll tell him. Leonard ,"s car is here for you .
leonard--It won't be too late,I'm just gonna make a fine pitch for the funding and then say good night .
sheldon--Hold on ,I have someting for you .
leonard--what is this ?
sheldon--Just a few things you may need Baby oil ,condoms and ,uh...a little someting I procured from the school of say it is Viagra is to a green M&M.
leonard--I am not going to have sex with her .
sheldon--Maybe this will overcome your reluctance.I went on the Internet and found a photograph of a 25-year-old to get your libido humming .check out those saddle ~~~
leonard--Are you insane ?I'm not going to prostitute myself just so we can get some new equipment .
sheldon--Oh,come on !Why not ?
leonard--Good night ,sheldon.
sheldon--Given how much time you spend engaging in pointless self-abuse,you might consider,just this once ,using your genitlia to actually accomplish someting!
penny---He still won't shag the old lady ,huh?
sheldon--No,but thank you for asking .
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leonard--Hey,hi
.>Hello,Leonard .I hope you're hungry.
leonard--I'm very food ,right ?
.>Oh,I made you uncomfortable last night.I'm so sorry .
leonard--No,that's okay .
.>No,it most certainly is not .leonard,I'm making the donation to your department regardless of what happens between