生活大爆炸第一季12英文剧本
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tunnel：掘地道
当我家人在挖地道逃出朝鲜时，我浪费了一年的时间。
-Leonard：Advantage Kim.
Kim领先。
-Gablehauser：I thought maybe you boys could show Dennis around.
show around：领…参观
我希望你们能带Kim四处参观一下。
Let him see why we're the best physics research facility in the country.
physics：物理学 facility：机构
让他看看咱们为什么是全国最好的物理研究机构。
-Dennis：I already know you're not.
我已经知道你们不是了。
You don't have an Open Science Grid computer or a free electron laser,
grid：输电网 free electron：自由电子 electron：电子 laser：激光
你们没OSG计算机或自由电子激光器 (OSG是科研使用的分布式计算基础设施)，
And the string theory research being done here is nothing but a dead end.
string：弦 theory：理论 nothing but：只不过 dead end：死胡同
还有你们这的弦论研究已经走进死巷了。
-Sheldon：Excuse me, that is my research, and it is by no means a dead end.
by no means：决不
等等，那是我的研究而且绝没有走进死巷。
-Dennis：Well, obviously you don't see it yet, but trust me, you will.
obviously：显然 trust：相信
你现在显然还没意识到这点，不过相信我你会的。
-Gablehauser：Dennis, we've discussed this.
discuss：讨论
Dennis我们讨论过这问题了。
We're in the process of updating our equipment,
in the process of：在…过程中 updating：更新 equipment：设备
我们正在更新仪器设备，
And we welcome your input on our research goals,
input：输入 goals：目标
我们欢迎你对我们的研究目标提出意见，
And we've agreed to look the other way if you want to use up to 20% of the grant money you attract to smuggle your grandfather out of Pyongyang.
look the other way：避而不看某人 use up：用光 grant：助学金 smuggle：私运 Pyongyang：平壤（朝鲜首都）
而且如你打算用20%的研究资金用于把你爷爷偷运出平壤，我们会睁只眼闭只眼
We want him here, boys.
我们想要他留下，孩子们。
Make it happen.
靠你们了。
-Sheldon：Yes, sir.
遵命。
You can count on us.
count on：依赖，依靠
我们会不负所托的。
We're on it.
交给我们好了。
What the hell do you mean, "dead end"?
dead end：死胡同
你小子什么意思，什么叫"死巷"？
-Dennis：I mean, the whole landscape of false vacuums in string theory could be as large as ten to the five hundredth power.
landscape：景观 false：假的，伪的 vacuums：真空 string theory：弦理论 hundredth：百分之一 power：能量
我是说弦论中整个的伪真空可能高达5%到10%的能量。
In addition--
另外...
Ooh, look, chocolate milk.
chocolate：巧克力
喔，瞧啊，巧克力牛奶。
-Sheldon：I sense a disturbance in the Force.
熟的高尚劳工在这里，为那些能够思索和梦想的人服务。
Hello, Oompah Loompahs of science.
你们好啊，科学国度的勤劳小精灵。
-Howard：Sheldon, what are you doing here?
Sheldon你来干吗？
-Sheldon：I just came by to say hello.
只是过来打声招呼。
-Howard：I've been in this lab for three years.
我在这里三年了。
You've never come by to say hello.
你从没过来打招呼。
-Sheldon：Well, up until now, I've had better things to do.
这之前我都在忙着更重要的事情。
So, what are we making today?
咱们今天做的是什么啊？
-Howard：A small payload support structure for a European science experimental package
payload：有效载荷 support：支撑 structure：结构 European：欧洲的
为一个欧洲科学实验组做一个小的飞船有效载荷支撑结构，
That’s going up on the next space shuttle.
space shuttle：航天飞机
会用于下一班航天飞机。
-Sheldon：Really?
真的吗？
How does it work?
它怎么工作的？
-Howard：When this is done,
这个完成之后，
It will be attached to the payload bay, and the sensor apparatus will rest on it.
be attached to：附属于 sensor：传感器 apparatus：仪器 rest on：搁在…上
会被安装在航天飞机的有效载荷舱里，到时候传感器仪器就会放在上面。
-Sheldon：So it's a shelf.
shelf：架，棚
这么说来这是个架子。
-Howard：No, you don't understand--
不是，你没明白--
During acceleration, it needs to stay perfectly level and provide...
acceleration：加速 stay：保持 level：水平的
在航天飞机加速期间，这必须保持彻底水平并提供...
Yeah, okay, it's a shelf.
好吧，是的，这是个架子。
-Sheldon：Now, I notice you're using titanium.
notice：注意到 titanium：钛
我注意到你用的是钛金属。
Did you give any consideration to carbon nanotubes?
consideration：考虑 carbon：碳 nanotubes：纳米管
你有没有考虑过用碳纳米管？
They're lighter, cheaper, and have twice the tensile strength.
tensile strength：抗张强度 tensile：拉力，张力
它们更轻更、便宜、拉伸强度则是钛的两倍。
-Howard：Sheldon,
Sheldon.
There’s a diploma in my office that says I have a master's in engineering.
diploma：学位证书master：硕士 engineering：工程学
我办公室有张证书证明我有工程学硕士学位。
-Sheldon：And you also have a note from your mother that says, "I love you, Bubula."
note：信条 Bubula：宝贝儿子(犹太语)
你还有张你妈妈写给你的条子说"我爱你，宝贝儿子(犹太语)"
But neither of those is a cogent argument for titanium over nanotubes.
cogent：有说服力的 argument：论据 titanium：钛 nanotubes：纳米管
不过这两样东西都不能证明钛比纳米管更有效。
-Howard：Sheldon?
Sheldon？
-Sheldon：Yes?
什么事？
-Howard：Go away!
走开!
replica：复制品 Jerusalem：耶路撒冷 Mexican：墨西哥的 desert：沙漠
我要解决中东危机，办法就是在墨西哥沙漠里精确地再造一个耶路撒冷。
-Gablehauser：To what end?
为什么？
-Sheldon：You know, it's like the baseball movie.
baseball：棒球
你知道，就象那个关于棒球的电影。
Build it and they will come.
建成了他们就会来了。
-Gablehauser：Who will come?
谁会来？
-Sheldon：The Jewish people.
Jewish：犹太人的
犹太人。
-Gablehauser：What if they don't come?
要是他们不来呢？
-Sheldon：We'll make it nice, put out a spread.
put out：发布 spread：传播
那就建造得很好再做做宣传。
-Gablehauser：Okay, well, um...
好吧，那个，呃...
speaking of spreads,
speaking of：谈到…
说起宴会，
We’re having a small welcoming party this afternoon
我们今天下午为Kim先生办一个小型欢迎会，
For Mr. Kim who's agreed to join us here at the university.
他已经决定加入我们大学了。
-Sheldon：Of course he has.
那当然了。
The Oracle told us little Neo was the one.
Oracle：圣贤
当然了，Oracle告诉过我们小Neo就是那个人 (参见"黑客帝国"的情节)。
You can see The Matrix, can't you?
你能看见Matrix，对吧 (参见"黑客帝国"的情节)？
-Gablehauser：Okay,
好了。
Well, obviously you're very busy with your, uh, um...
obviously：显然地
显然你正忙着...
Come, Dennis.
走吧Dennis。
You'll have to excuse Dr. Cooper.
你别介意Cooper博士。
He's been under a lot of, um...
他受到很大的...
He's nuts.
nuts：发疯的，傻的
他疯了。
-Dennis：Ay yay yay yay ，Hava nagila...
* 哎呀呀呀 * * 大家来庆祝 *
They'll come, they'll settle, and I'll win the prize.
* 他们会来，他们会住下，我会拿到奖。 *(著名犹太民歌)
-Sheldon：I really don't understand your objections, Professor Goldfarb.
objections：反对的理由
我真不明白你的反对理由，Goldfarb教授。
Why wouldn't the Sonora Desert make a perfectly good promised land?
Sonora：索诺拉州 Desert：沙漠 promised land：乐土，福地
Sonora沙漠为什么不能成为一个好的"应许之地" (指以色列的国土)？
-Man（Professor Goldfarb）：Go away.
走开。
-Sheldon：We could call it Nuevo Jerusalem.
Jerusalem：耶路撒冷
可以改名叫新耶路撒冷。
-Man（Professor Goldfarb）：Please go away.
请走开。
-Sheldon：Said Pharaoh to Moses.
Pharaoh：法老 Moses：摩西
法老对摩西说的也是这句。
-Gablehauser：Why are all these young women here?
怎么来了这么多年轻女孩子？
-Leonard：It's Take Your Daughter To Work Day.
今天是"带女儿上班日"。
-Gablehauser：Really? I was not aware of that.
be aware of：知道
真的吗？我怎么不知道。
-Raj：Oh, yes.
没错。
There was a very official e-mail that was sent to everyone whose i
nsurance files indicated they had daughters between the ages of 14 and 16.
official：正式的 insurance：保险 files：文件 indicate：指出
凡是保险档案上写着他们的女儿是14-16岁之间的人，都收到了一封很正式的通知电邮。
-Howard：Smooth.
说得好。
-Raj：Thank you.
谢谢。
-Gablehauser：There's the man of the hour.
主角来了。
-Leonard：Okay, so we now have a socially-awkward genius in a room full of attractive, age-appropriate women.
socially：善于社交的 awkward：笨拙的 socially-awkward：不善社交的
genius：天才 appropriate：适当的
好了，现在不善社交的天才和一屋子年龄相仿的漂亮女孩共处一室。
-Howard：All he has to do now is hook up with one of them.
他只需要搭上其中一个。
-Leonard：Anyone else see the flaw in this plan?
flaw：缺点
还有谁看出这个计划的缺陷了。
-Raj：We need a social catalyst.
catalyst：催化剂
我们需要个社交催化剂。
-Howard：Like what?
比如什么？
-Leonard：We can't get 15-year-old girls drunk.
咱们也不能灌醉15岁的女孩。
-Howard：Or can we?
或者可以？
-Leonard：No, we can't.
不行，咱们不能。
-Howard：I don't think you mean "we can't."
我觉得你的意思不是"我们不能"，
I think you mean "we shouldn't."
我想你的意思是"我们不该"。
-Sheldon：Hey, Howard, you're a Jew.
Jew：犹太人
嗨Howard，你是犹太人。
If there was another Wailing Wall exactly like the one in Jerusalem
Wailing Wall：（犹太人的）哭墙，安慰墙 Jerusalem：耶路撒冷
假如有一面和耶路撒冷那个一模一样的哭墙，
But close to taco stands and cheap prescription drugs,
taco（墨西哥）玉米面包卷 prescription：处方，药方 drugs：药
不过附近就有墨西哥小吃和廉价药品。
Would you still be able to wail at it?
wail：哭叫
你还哭得出来吗？
Okay, it's definitely me.
definitely：明确的
好吧，肯定是我的问题。
-Leonard：Okay, we cannot leave this to chance.
chance：机会，运气
好吧，咱们不能靠运气。
Let's pick a girl and figure out how to get her together with Dennis.
figure out：解决
挑一个女孩，再想怎么把她和Dennis撮合在一起。
-Raj：Okay,
好的。
How about that one?
那个怎么样？
-Howard：Uh-uh. I know the type.
不行，我了解这类女孩子。
Cheerleader, student council, goes out with the jocks,
Cheerleader：拉拉队队长 student council：学生会 jocks：（大学）运动员
拉拉队长，学生会成员，专门约会体育健将，
Won’t even look at anybody in the gifted program.
gifted：有才华的
根本不会正眼看优异生班的学生。
And if, after two years of begging, she does agree to go out with you,
beg：祈求
即使在你哀求两年后，她终于肯跟你约会，
It turns out to be a setup
turns out：结果的 setup
：计划
结果你会发现那不过是个圈套。
And you're in the backseat of your mom's car with your pants off
backseat：后座 pants：裤子
你在你妈的车后座上脱了裤子，
While the whole football team laughs at y...
laughs at：取笑
橄榄球队全体球员都在笑话你…
-Raj：Are you crying?
你哭了吗？
-Howard：No, I have allergies.
allergy：过敏症
没有，我有过敏性反应。
-Raj：Okay, um, oh, hey, how about her?
好吧，那个怎么样？
-Leonard：Sure, if he wants to spend a couple years doing her homework
当然，假如他想花两年时间帮她写作业，
While she drinks herself into a stupor with nonfat White Russians.
stupor：恍惚，昏迷 nonfat：脱脂的
而期间她把自己灌的酩酊大醉，
And you're the one holding her head out of the toilet
toilet：厕所
然后你得在马桶旁边扶着她的头，
While she's puking and telling you she wishes "more guys were like you."
puke：呕吐
她则一边呕吐一边说，她希望"更多男人像你一样"。
And then she gets into Cornell because you wrote her essay for her
essay：短文
接着她进了康奈尔大学，因为她的申请作品是你帮她写的，
And you drive up to visit her one weekend
可你周末开车去看她的时候，
And she acts like she doesn't even know you.
她却好像根本不认识你。
-Raj：Okay, so not her, either.
好吧，那也不选她。
Oh, hey, how about her?
嗨，她怎么样？
-Howard：Oh, interesting, kind of pretty,
有意思，有点姿色，
A little chubby, so probably low self-esteem.
chubby：圆胖的，丰满的 self-esteem：自信
稍嫌丰满，所以可能不太自信。
-Leonard：I think that's our girl.
我觉得就是她了。
One of us should go talk to her.
咱们得有个人去跟她聊聊。
-Raj：I can't talk to her-- you do it.
我不能跟她说话，你去吧。
-Leonard：I can't just go up and talk to her.
我不能就这么走过去跟她说话。
Howard, you talk to her.
Howard你去跟她聊。
-Howard：I don't know,
我不知道。
She’ll never go for the kid once she gets a peek at this.
peek：很快地看
见识过我的风采之后，她肯定不会再对那孩子动心了。
-Raj：You know, if we were in India, this would be simpler.
simple：简单
要是在印度就简单了。
Five minutes with her dad, 20 goats and a laptop, and we'd be done.
goats：山羊 laptop：笔记本电脑
跟她爸谈5分钟，20只山羊再加上一部手提电脑，一切搞定。
-Leonard：Well, we're not in India.
咱们现在不是在印度。
-Raj：All right, why don't we do it your way then?
好吧，那就照你的方案作。
We'll arrange for this girl to move in across the hall from Dennis
arrange：安排 across：在…对面
们安排这个女孩搬到Dennis宿舍对面住，
So he can pathetically moon over her for months on end.
pathetically：哀婉动
人的，情绪上的 moon over: 对...发呆 on end：连续的
这样他就可以每天想着她茶饭不思。
-Leonard：Okay, that was uncalled for.
uncalled for：不适当的
你有点过分了。
-Howard：You started it, dude.
你先开始的，老兄。
-Gablehauser：Could I have everyone's attention, please?
可以占用大家一点时间么。
What a wonderful occasion this is,
occasion：特殊场合，庆典
多好的聚会。
And how fortunate that it should happen to fall on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
fortunate：幸运的 fall on：落到，轮到
又恰好跟"带女儿上班日"在同一天。
We're here to welcome Mr. Dennis Kim to our little family.
我们在此欢迎Dennis Kim先生加入我们的小家庭。
-Sheldon：Welcome, Dennis Kim.
欢迎Dennis Kim。
-Gablehauser：Mr. Kim was not only the valedictorian at Stanford University,
valedictorian：至告别辞者 Stanford University：斯坦福大学
Kim先生不仅是斯坦福毕业典礼的学生致词代表，
He is also the youngest recipient of the prestigious Stevenson Award.
recipient：接受者 prestigious：有威信的 Award：奖
他同时也是著名的史蒂文森奖的最年轻得主。
-Sheldon：Youngest till the cyborgs rise up!
cyborgs：电子人，半机器人
在半机械人出现之前最年轻的而已！
-Gablehauser：And now, without any further ado,
without any further ado：干脆，痛快 ado：无谓的忙乱
现在，我不再浪费时间，
Let me introduce the man of the hour, Mr. Dennis Kim.
让我向大家介绍今天的主角Dennis Kim先生。
Dennis? Dennis!
Dennis? Dennis!
-Dennis：What?!
什么事?!
-Gablehauser：Would you like to tell us a little bit about your upcoming research?
upcoming：即将到来的
你想不想给我们讲讲你接下来的研究方向？
-Dennis：No, thanks.
不了，谢谢。
I'm going to the mall with Emma.
mall：上场，购物中心
我要跟Emma去商场。
-Leonard：The kid got a girl.
那孩子泡到了一个女孩。
-Raj：Unbelievable.
难以置信。
-Howard：Did anyone see how he did it?
有人看见他是怎么做到的吗？
-Sheldon：Don't worry, I've got this.
别担心，交给我。
Ladies and gentlemen,
女士们，先生们，
Honored daughters,
尊贵的女儿们。
While Mr. Kim, by virtue of his youth and naivete,
by virtue of：由于 naivete：天真
虽然Kim先生由于他的年轻和天真，
Has fallen prey to the inexplicable need for human contact,
prey：捕食 inexplicable：神秘的 contact：交往
向参与社交的莫名渴望屈服。
Let me step in and assure you that my research will go on uninterrupted,
step in：介入 assure：使确信 uninterrupted：不受干扰的
让我出来向你们保证，我的研究是不会受到干扰的，
And that social relationship will continue to baffle and repulse me.
social：交际的 relationships：关系 baffle：使为难 repulse：拒
绝
社交关系会继续令我感到迷惑和憎恶。
Thank you.
谢谢。
-Howard：He's back.
他恢复正常了。
-Leonard：Yeah, mission accomplished.
mission：使命 accomplish：完成
任务圆满完成。
-Raj：Forget the mission.
别管什么任务了。
How did that little yutz get a girl on his own?
那个小崽子是怎么把女孩搞到手的？
-Howard：I guess times have changed since we were young.
我想时代已经和我们小时候不一样了。
Smart is the new sexy.
聪明就是新一类的性感。
-Leonard：Then why do we go home alone every night?
那咱们怎么每晚还是一个人回家？
We're still smart.
咱们还是聪明啊。
-Raj：Maybe we're too smart.
也许咱们太聪明了，
So smart it's off-putting.
off-putting：令人不愉快的
聪明到让人不舒服的地步。
-Howard：Yeah, let's go with that.
好吧，就这么想吧。
Unbelievable.
难以置信。
Components I built are on the International Space Station
components：部件，零件 Space Station：太空站
国际空间站上有我亲手造的零件，
And I get a ticket for launching a model rocket in the park.
ticket：罚款单 launch：发射 model：模型
可我想到公园发射一个火箭模型还得吃张罚单。
-Leonard：I don't know if the ticket was so much for the launch
我觉得那罚单跟发射无关，
As it was for you telling the policewoman,
更可能是因为你跟那个女警察说，
"You have to frisk me. I have another rocket in my pants."
frisk：搜…身
"你必须搜我的身，我裤子里还有一个火箭"。
-Raj：Hey, look at that.
嗨，看那边。
-Leonard：It's Dennis Kim.
Dennis Kim。
-Howard：Wow, I almost didn't recognize him.
recognize：认出
喔，我差点没认出他来。
-Raj：You know, I kind of feel bad about what we did to him.
说起来，咱们对他干的事让我有点内疚。
-Leonard：Yeah, we really ruined his life.
ruin：毁坏
对，咱们真是毁了他的一生。
去他的，他太软弱。
-Sheldon：Screw him-- he was weak.
去他的—是他弱