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进入正题之前，先教你们几个当时我最喜欢我最喜欢用的装酷小技巧，首先就是very这个单词，以后不要再用了，弄哪个那，extraordinary！这个单词高中生会用的不多，不用掌握什么用法，就记住用very的地方都可以替换成这个，绝对比用very拉风！ 然后那，
h owever这个单词不知道你们掌握得好不好，教大家一个玩赖的技巧，一个句子+逗号
+howev er+另一个句子，这里面however是没有实际意义的，就是表转折，但你可以用这招
把两个简单 句捏在一块啊！短句子成长句了！ 第三个，第三个，就是把很简单的句子，
用一点小技巧，改成比较 无耻的倒装句！举个例子，我不光唱歌，而且跳舞怎么说？i not onle
sing,but also dance，改动一下，not only do i sing,but also dance. 倒装句！（虽然
简单且无耻，但谁敢说这不是倒装句？）此方法最适合倒装句掌握的不好的同学写出来骗 批
卷老师：大哥（姐）我会倒装句！
important？这是土人用的！牛人用什么？牛人用significant！由于怎么说？as a result？
土人！牛人用什么？牛人用as a consequence. 所以怎么说？s o？土人！牛人怎么说？牛
人用therefore！（别看therefore这个单词简单，知道用 它代替so的同学不多啊！）举
个例子，I got up early，therefore i waslate. 类似的替换的单词很多，比如以后set
这个单词不要用了，替换成establish。 越来越好怎么说？ 土人也许会用better and
better，牛人只用一个单词：enhance 造个句子 we need to enhanceour English，就等于
better and better。 好怎么说？土人用good，比他们强一点的人也许会用great
好怎么说？土人用good，比他们强一点的人也许会用great ， wonderful，但牛人 用什么？
牛人用gorgeous，更牛的人用fabulous，简单的替换一下，水平立刻显现出不 一样了。不
想要怎么说？土人会用unwanted，牛人用unsatisfactory。改变怎么 说？土人用change，
牛人用transform。类似的替换技巧有很多，但由于时间太长了多数 都忘了，你们自己也可
以总结积累一下，不要做土人，做牛人！
以上的问题解决了，我们来说 一下语法，从句。相信很多同学掌握的不是很好，我教大家一
些简单的技巧？首先弄清句子的最主要成分 是什么？主语加谓语。不管大家写多复杂的句
子，一定记住不管写多复杂的句子，没有谓语动词不叫句子 ！接下来具体地说语法的技巧：
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有一个很简单的从句，叫宾语从句，I think that...... 没有人不会用吧，不过我
奉劝大家尽量别这么用，老师批10张卷子看到了8张里面有I think that不烦吗？如果一
定要用宾语从句的话换一种说法：I have a thought that......别看只改动了一点，同位
语从句！同样I hear that谁都会用吧，不过同样谁都会用所以我们不要用！厉害一些的人
会用：It is reported that...... 不过真正的牛人用There is a piece of news that
同样的意思，但明显比I hear that要帅！ 还有一种从句叫定语从 句很多人也愿意用，
不过我建议大家不要用，因为其实在英语里，定语从句是种挺白痴的句子，没人说的 ！（你
们看美国大片时发现过有人说定语从句吗？）不过如果大家非要用我教大家一个必杀！很少
有人知道的！其实定语从句是可以并列排比的！这招凑字数最好使，写出来也挺酷的。这招
凑字数最好 使，写出来也挺酷的。举个例子，我喜欢玩篮球，然后篮球有很多种特点，就可
以把这些特点用定语从句 的形式并列出来：I love basketball，which is......，which
is......，which is.......其实在上千年前，我们的老祖宗就会这么用了，大 家学过韩愈
的师说吧，里面有句话：师者，所以传道授业解惑也。这就是个经典的定语从句，翻译过来< br>就是teacher is a job who传道，who授业and who 解惑。这种定语从句你要是用出来绝
对能吓批卷老师一跳！

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还有种用法叫后置定语有人感觉挺难吧，其实记住个例子就行了，穿着比基尼的女孩a gir
l who wears a bikini，变成a girls wearing a bikini就行了，这就是后置定语，很简
单吧
语法的问题不也解决了吗，接下来就教 大家一些细节地方上的技巧，首先因为什么怎么
说?because 绝大多数人都用这个单词，教大家一个很绝的用法，逗号+for 就可以代替bec
ause！举个例子，我总听李孝利的歌，因为我喜欢李孝利：I often hear the songs of
李孝利，for i love her 中间的逗号+for就相当于because，同样，掌握这个用法的同学
不多！
尽管怎么说？土人们although，而牛人用In spite of 举个例子，尽管你是女生你也不能
欺负我！In spite of thefact that you are 女生，you can't 欺负 me！
时间状语大家掌握的都不错吧，一看 到她妈妈，小女生一下就哭了，用when就是土人！
直接写seeing her mother，zhe girl cried
还有首先是first吧，以后大家可以写first and foremost，和first一个意思，但
看上去牛X的多，另外，用到这个用法时还可以用到一个简单的插入结构 主语，first and
foremost，谓语这就是一个插入结构，我在前面还讲了一个however吧，这个单词放到句 子
中是没什么意义的，就是为了装酷！同样可以用到这：主语，however，谓语插入结构！
有一个句式说：“„for the simple reason that„”表示某种现象的原因 是什么。然而，
很多同学一谈到原因仍然是“„because„”如果要表示“总是能够”的概念，很 多同学提
笔就会写can always，但理想的句子应该是用双重否定表示强烈的肯定，用never fail to。
注意英语中一些表达上的习惯。比如在正式文体的写作中，很少用 “it isn’t”这样的略
缩形式，而是 “it is not”。同理，在正式文体中的日期一般不缩写 ，阿拉伯数字一般会
用英文表达(特别长的数字除外)。
许多同学在写作文时，习惯于把 “since” “because” “for”这样的词放在句首引
导原因状语从句。事实上，在我 们见到的英语报刊杂志文章中，这样的从句一般都是放在主
句之后的。另外, “and”也常常被误放 在一句话的开头，表示两个句子之间的并列或递进
关系。其实，经常留心地道的英语文章能发现，如果是 并列关系，完全可以不用连词；如果
是递进关系，用 “furthermore”“what is more”更为普遍
Accordingto（根据）„„题目大意„„Ibelieve that（我认为） „„你的观点
far as we know（我们都知道）„„题目大意„„from my point of view (我认
为)„„你的观点First （首先）„„second（其次）„„at last (最后)„„
First（首先）„„andthen (然后)„„inconclusion（最后，总之）
Asfar as we know（我们都知道）„„moreover（而且，此外）„„
specially（特 别是）„„inconclusion（最后，总之）表并列： similarly同样
的 in the same way 以同样的方式
表转折：howeverbut但是
表对比：notthat „but that„不是„而是„ one hand„.on the other hand一方

面„另一 方面„ unlike„与„不同not so much„.as„与其„不如„
表目的：forthe„„„.为了„
表因果：therefore因此，所有 so 所以
表例证：forexample

例如
表假设：if如果
表让步：although„虽然„„（注意：后不可接but！虽然但是不可这样连用）of course
当然„clearly„显然„
allin all（总的来说）„„
byand large （总的来说）„„
+inmy opinion（我认为）„„
nomatter how（不管怎样）„„
onthe whole（总的来说）
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相关过渡语
1).表示时间顺序:first, then, afterwards, meanwhile, later，first of all,
finally, atlast„
2).表示空间顺序:near, next to, far from, in front of, on the left, on one side„
3).表示比较、对照:like, unlike, such as, but, however, on the other hand, on
the contrary,nevertheless, otherwise„
4).表示因果关系:because, for, as a result, therefore, thus„
5).表示递进关系:besides, what’s more, what was worse, moreover, furthermore,
in addition, ontop of„
6).表示并列关系:and, as well as, also„
7).表示总结性:in general, in a word, in short, on the whole, to sum up, in brief,
to conclude
1．occur 替换 think of
SuddenlyI had an idea that someone had broken into my house. →
Anidea occurred to me that someone had broken into my house.
Itoccurred to me that someone had broken into my house.
2．devote替换spend
Hespends all his spare time in reading. →
Hedevotes all his spare time to reading.
3．seek替换want look for
Theysought ( wanted ) to hide themselves behind the trees.
4．average 替换ordinary
I’man average ( ordinary ) student.
5．but替换very
Thefilm we saw last night was very interesting. →
Thefilm we saw last night was nothing but interesting.
Thefilm we saw last night was anything but boring.
6．seat 替换sit

Onhis way to school, he found an old lady seated (sitting) by the road,
lookingworried.
7．suppose 替换should
Heis supposed to ( should ) have driven more slowly.
8．appreciate 替换thank
Thankyou very much for you help. →
Weappreciate your help very much. Your help is much appreciated.
9．the case替换 true
Idon’t think it is the case ( true ).
10．on替换as soon as
Assoon as he arrived, he began his research. → On his arrival, he began
hisresearch..
dueto替换becauseof
Hearrived late due to ( because of ) the storm.
12．cover替换walkread
Aftercovering (walking) 10 miles, we all felt tired.
13．contribute to替换 be helpfuluseful
Plentyof memory work is undoubtedly helpful to English study. →
Plentyof memory work will undoubtedly contribute to English study.
14．round the corner 替换 coming soonnearby

① The summervacation is round the corner ( coming). Do you have any plans?

② Li Ming studiesin a school round the corner (nearby).
15．come to light替换discover
Thefamily were so pleased when they discovered the lost jewels. →
Thefamily were so pleased when the lost jewels came to light.
havea ball替换havea good time enjoy oneself
Aftervisiting the workshop, we went back to school. Every one of us had a ball
( hada good time ).
17．come up with替换think of
Jackis very clever. He often comes up with ( thinks of ) new ideas.

18．set aside替换save
Somestudents think that they should set aside some of their pocket money for
books.(2004天津卷)
19．be of + n. 替换adj.
Theproducts are of high quality (very good ) and are sold everywhere in China.
20．refer to 替换talk aboutof,mention
Theprofessor you referred to (talked about ) is very famous
cannot but can not help but替换have to do
Icould not but (had to) go home.
22．more often than not替换usually
Moreoften than not (Usually), the meaning of many words can be easily guessed.

23．lest替换so that in orderthat
Iwrote down his telephone number so that I would not forget it. →
Iwrote down his telephone number lest I (should) forget it.
belong for sth. be long to do sth. 替换want to do for I want to
see youvery much. → I am long to see you. 25．be caught up inbecrazy
aboutbe absorbed inbe addicted to替换be interested in He is caughtup in ( very
interested in ) collecting stamps 26．more than替换very
① I’m very g
lad to
learn that you arecoming in September. → I’m more than glad to learn that you
are coming inSeptember.
② Ifthere is anything I can do for you, I would be
more than glad to
help
perfect(ly) 替换goodvery well He speaks perfect ( good ) English. He
speaksEnglish perfectly ( very well ). 28．do sb athe favor 替换help Would
you please dome the favor ( help me ) to turn down the radio? 29．the other day
替换a few days ago The other day mybrother and I went to the cinema by bicycle.
30．in the course of替换during In the course of(During) the mountain-climbing,
please help each other and pay specialattention to your safety. 31．the majority
of替换most
consistof替换bemade up of Our class consists of ( is made up of ) 50 students.
33．be worn out替换 be tired broken
① After five hours’ non-stop work, we
were all worn
out(tired).
② Myshoes are worn out (broken). Please buy me a
new pair. 34．become of
替换 happen What do think hasbecome of ( happened to ) him ? 35．attend to
替换look after 36．on condition that替换as long as 37．nevertheless替
换however 38．express one’ssatisfaction with替换be satisfied with
39．spare no effo
．be rushed off one’s feet 替换be busy in doing 42．a handful of替换a little
some 43．meanwhile替换at the same time 44．get to one’s feet替换stand
up 45．beneath替换under 46．occasionally替换sometimes once inwhile
47．for instance替换for example 48．seldom替换not often 49．wealthy替
换 rich 50．amazing替换surprising 51．as a matter of fact替换infact