练习发音的英语绕口令(3)
四川教育考试院网-搞笑短信息
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How many cookies could a good cook
cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good
cook could
cook as much cookies as a good cook
who could cook cookies.
52
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a
groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog
all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog
could hog ground.
53
How much
pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could
roast pot.
54
How much wood
could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck
Woods' woodchuck could and
would chuck wood?
If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck
wood, how much wood could
and would Chuck
Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck
would chuck, he would, as
much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if
a woodchuck could and would
chuck wood.
55
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary
Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary
Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's
taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry
when I marry Mary Mac?
from a song by Carbon
Leaf
56
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to
train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an
twat, to learn the letter
57
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick
a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine
hole
pig-pen.
58
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was
she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
59
Through three cheese trees
three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these
three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these
trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these
three free fleas sneeze.
from Fox in Sox by
Dr. Seuss
60
Two tried and true
tridents
61
rudder valve
reversals
the cause of some plane crashes
62
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a
turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a
cow pie in my eye.
63
How
many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal
can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal
can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
64
A twister of twists
once twisted a twist;
A twist that he twisted
was a three-twisted twist;
If in twisting a
twist one twist should untwist,
The untwisted
twist would untwist the twist.
65
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds
thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
66
Four furious friends fought for the
phone.
67
Plymouth sleuths
thwart Luther's slithering.
68
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy
bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the
ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But
so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his
rubber ball
Bad luck ball
Bad luck
Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many
troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
from mid-Willamette Valley theater
69
Black background, brown background.
70
Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why,
Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
71
Very well, very well, very well ...
72
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
73
Rory the warrior and Roger
the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural
brewery.
74
Mares eat oats
and does eat oats,
and little lambs eat ivy.
A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
75
Three short sword sheaths.
76
Caution: Wide Right Turns
Seen on semi-tractor trailers
77
Rolling red wagons
78
Green glass globes glow greenly.
79
Robert Wayne Rutter
personal name
80
I stood sadly on the silver steps
of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him
hiccuping, and wildly
welcoming him within.
81
When I was in Arkansas I
saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever
saw, saw. If you've got a
saw that can outsaw
the saw I saw saw then I'd like to see your saw
saw.
82
black back bat
83
The queen in green screamed.
84
How many berries could a
bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry
berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a
bare berry carried is more scary!
85
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you
have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber
balls and liquor!
- rubber balls and liquor!
86
Snap Crackel pop,
Snap
Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop
87
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
88
I thought, I thought of
thinking of thanking you.
89
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding
southward.
90
Red Buick, blue
Buick
91
Roofs of
mushrooms rarely mush too much.
by Matt
Duchnowski
92
He threw three balls.
93
The great Greek grape
growers grow great Greek grapes.
94
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking
sand.
95
We're real rear
wheels.
96
Rhys watched Ross
switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss
wristwatch.
97
I wish to wash
my Irish wristwatch.
98
Near
an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
99
On a lazy laser raiser lies a
laser ray eraser.
100
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
101
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
102
How much caramel can a canny
canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can
cram caramel in a
camel?
103
He threw three free throws.
104
Fresh French fried fly fritters
105
Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip,
...
106
I was born on a
pirate ship.
Say it while holding your
tongue.
107
2 Y's U R.
2 Y's
U B.
I C U R.
2 Y's 4 me!
108
Little Mike left his bike like
Tike at Spike's.
109
Eddie
edited it.
110
Yellow butter,
purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it
thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple
jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it
thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple
jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with
your mouth full!
111
Wow,
race winners really want red wine right away!
112
The ruddy widow really
wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter
arrives.
113
I'll chew and
chew until my jaws drop.
114
Triple Dickle
a strong drink
115
How many sheets could a sheet
slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
116
Supposed to be pistachio,
supposed to be pistachio,
supposed to be
pistachio.
by Diane Estep
117
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar
cheese.
from a high school singing class
118
Real rock wall, real rock wall, real
rock wall
119
Argyle Gargoyle
120
Peggy Babcock
personal name
121
If you're keen
on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a
cunning stunning stunt kite.
122
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
123
Sounding by sound is a
sound method of sounding sounds.
by Pierre
Abbat
124
Willie's really weary.
125
Yally Bally had a jolly
golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his
jolly golli' a dollie made of
holly! The
golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie,
Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie
Polly's also jolly!
by Mistah Twistah,
Tony Valuch
126
Out in the pasture
the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the
catcher watches the pitcher who
pitches the
balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the
temperature's down, the nature watcher,
the
catcher and the pitcher are always around. The
pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the
watcher
watches. So whether the temperature's
rises or whether the temperature falls the nature
watcher just
watches the catcher who's
watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.
by Sharon Johnson
127
Tommy
Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
128
John, where Peter had had
129
Excited executioner
exercising his excising powers excessively.
130
Pail of ale aiding ailing
Al's travails.
from India
131
Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
132
If you can't can any candy can,
how many candy cans can a candy canner can
if he can can candy cans ?
133
Octopus ocular optics.
and
A cat snaps
a rat's paxwax.
by Pierre Abbat
134
This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.
135
Salty broccoli, salty
broccoli, salty broccoli ....
136
I saw Esau kissing Kate.
I saw Esau, he
saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
137
A slimey snake slithered down the
sandy sahara.
138
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted
thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
139
I eat eel while you peel eel
140
Nothing is worth thousands of
deaths.
141
Casual clothes
are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.
142
East Fife Four, Forfar
Five
An actual football result from the
Scottish third division
143
Roy
Wayne
Roy Rogers
Roy Rash
personal
names
144
Wunwun was a racehorse,
Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won
one too.
145
It's not the
cough that carries you off,
it's the
coffin they carry you off in!
146
She said she should sit.
147
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me
me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a
toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister
kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will
I eat !?
148
Will you,
William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
149
I wish you were a fish in
my dish
150
She stood on the
balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and
amicably welcoming him in.
An actor's vocal
warmup for lips and tongue.