生活大爆炸中最经典的台词,有截图哦
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在《生活大爆炸》中，有很多经典的句子，不仅帮助我们学习英语，也丰富了我们自己
的
交流词汇，比如可爱的Bazinga等等，下面我们就来看看十大最可爱的爆炸句子，你能记
得他们出自哪一集吗？
就是啊 看别人热闹最乐呵
I know. It's
funny when it's not happening to us.
Sheldon
我真的非常抱歉
Sheldon,I am very,very sorry.
不
我自找的 谁叫我出现在你生命里 又那么可爱 那么举足轻重呢
No. No,I
brought this on myself by being such an endearing
and important part of your
life.
我需要有人载我去卖场
I'm going to need a ride to
the mall.
风水轮流转 我们该倒霉了
It's happening to
us.
这在Penny压力很大的前提下才有用
That
presupposes Penny is tense.
她了解你 她会压力很大的
咱不都是嘛 快买礼品篮吧!
She knows you. She's tense. We
all are. Buy a basket!
喔 太好了 Penny
你终于来交换礼物了
Ah,good,Penny,you're here to
exchange gifts.
你一定很高兴 因为我的回礼准备很周到哦
You'll be pleased to know I'm prepared for
whatever you have to offer.
行~ 给你
Okay,here.
先说一句 我的肠胃不太舒服
I should
note I'm having some digestive distress,
所以
要是我突然离开一阵 你可别慌
so,if I excuse myself
abruptly,don't be alarmed.
你知道这对我意味着什么吗?!
Do you realize what this
means?!
只需要一个健康的卵细胞 就可以培育属于我的Leonard Nimoy了!
All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my
own Leonard Nimoy!
Sheldon 你这是干嘛?!
Sheldon! What did you do?!
我知道啊!
I
know!
这点东西咋够呢
It's not enough,is
it?
这样好了
Here.
Leonard 看啊
Sheldon拥抱我了诶
Leonard,look! Sheldon's hugging
me.
真是农神节的奇迹呀
It's a Saturnalia miracle.
什么?
What?
他说也许我们该拿你参加机器人杀手大赛
He said maybe we should enter you in the
killer robot competition.
Sheldon 你干嘛呢?
Sheldon,what are you doing?
我和这小女孩交朋友呢
你叫什么名字?
I'm making friends with this little
girl. What's your name?
Rebecca
Rebecca.
嗨 Rebecca 我是你的新朋友Sheldon
Hi,Rebecca. I'm
your new friend,Sheldon.
不 别搞了 走吧
No,you're not. Let's go.
- 我俩聊得正投机呢 - 别抬头
上面有摄像头
维持五个朋友的友情太困难了 所以...
Maintaing five friendships promises to be a
Herculean task,so...
我要开除你们其中一个
I'm
going to have to let one of you go.
我 我 选我吧
Me,me,let it be me.
我有罪啊 我淘汰了
Guilty
as charged. I'm out.
不 你也安全
No. You too
are safe.
哦 不是吧 我该怎么做呀?
Oh,come on. What
do I have to do?
来 拿点吧 有钱了再还
Here.
Take some. Pay me back when you can.
哇
里面钱还不少啊
Wow,you got a lot of money in there.
所以才派蛇来看守嘛
That's why it's guarded by
snakes.
- 拿点吧 - 别犯傻了
- Take some.
- Don't be silly.
我才不傻
I'm never silly.
我的花销占我税后工资的46.9%
My expenses account
for 46. 9% of my after-tax income.
其他钱就分摊给小的储蓄帐户
The rest is divvied up
between a small savings account,
也就是这个糊弄人的花生脆罐子
this deceptive container
of peanut brittle
还有一个超级英雄手办 被掏空的屁股
and
the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action
figure
为了他的安全起见将继续隐姓埋名
who shall remain
nameless for his own protection.
或者说为了她的安全起见
Or her own protection.
我考虑了一下那个问题
You know,I've given the matter some thought,
我想我愿意做高智商外星人的宠物
and I think I'd be
willing to be a house pet to a race of super-
intelligent aliens.
有意思
Interesting.
问问我为什么
Ask me why.
必须问啊?
Do I
have to?
当然了 这样才能继续对话啊
Of course. That's
how you move a conversation forward.
为什么呢?
Why?
将会有很多学习的机会
The learning
opportunities would be abundant.
还有呢
我喜欢人家挠我肚肚
Additionally,I like having my belly
scratched.
干得好啊 Leonard
Well
done,Leonard.
真正的英雄不求恭维
The true hero
doesn't seek adulation.
出于本性为正义和公平而战
He
fights for right and justice simply because it's
his nature.
我错了
I was wrong.
歌手会写歌来歌颂你啊
Minstrels will write songs
about you.
* 曾有一位勇敢的青年 他的名字叫做Leonard *
*
There once was a brave lad named Leonard *
*
满嘴跑火车 逞英雄 *
* With a -fi fiddle dee-dee *
* 他与可怕巨人对峙 *
* He faced a fearsome giant
*
* 而Raj却只想嘘嘘 *
* While Raj just wanted
to pee.*
见到你真好 妈妈
Good to see
you,Mother.
这是你要的茶 妈妈
Here's your
tea,Mother.
- 乌龙茶? - 嗯
- Oolong? - Yes.
- 散装的 不是袋泡的? - 嗯
- Loose,not bagged? -
Yes.
- 泡了三分钟? - 嗯
- Steeped three
minutes? - Yes.
- 加了2%的牛奶 - 嗯
- Two-
percent milk? - Yes.
- 分开加热的? - 嗯
-
Warmed separately? - Yes.
- 一茶勺糖? - 嗯
-
One teaspoon sugar? - Yes.
- 原糖? - 嗯
-
Raw sugar? - Yes.
凉了
It's cold.
我再来一回
I'll start again.
我们说到哪了?
So,where were we?
Howard和他妈妈一起住
Raj只有喝醉了才和女人讲话
Howard lives with his mother
and Raj can't speak to women unless he's drunk.
开讲吧
Go.
说啥?
Say what?
不就是我刚说的嘛
That's basically what I
just said.
你带老公来上班 你知道规矩的
You brought
your husband to work. You know the rules.
那是我的座
That is my spot.
在这个不断变化的世界中
那是唯一一个连续点
In an ever-changing world,it is a
single point of consistency.
如果将我的人生比作
四维笛卡尔坐标系里的一个函数
If my life were expressed as a
function on a four-dimensional Cartesian
coordinate
system,
在我第一次坐上那儿的时候
那个座的坐标就是(0,0,0,0)
that spot at the moment I
first sat on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.
好吧
All right.
好了 舒适 惬意 安逸 0 0 0
There,nice and comfy cozy. Zero,zero,zero.
少了个0
There's one more zero.
你把时间参数忘了
You forgot the time parameter.
坐你的沙发吧
Sit on the damn couch.
《1》Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper,
paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard
poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors,
scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats
paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes
rock, and as it always has, rock
crushes
scissors.
谢耳朵：剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，
剪刀砍
断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌
坏剪子。
《2》Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's
no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad.
For example, I
cry because others are stupid,
and that makes me sad.
谢耳朵：你为嘛哭呢？
佩妮：因为我太傻了！
谢耳朵：这可不是什么好理由。大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧，
我总为别人太傻哭，
因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心
《3》Raj: I
don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects
and women. Ladybugs must
render you
catatonic.
Raj：我不喜欢虫子行了吧？吓得我半死。
谢耳朵：有意思。你害怕虫子，还有女人。要见着个花大姐准让你神经分裂了。
《4》Leonard: What got into him?
Penny: Oh,
a couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to
be a little slutty.
Leonard: You didn't.
Penny: You do your little experiments, I do
mine.
雷纳德：他喝什么了？
佩妮：可能是杯并不太纯的纯自由古巴酒吧。
雷纳德：你不是吧。
佩妮：你们管你们做实验，我管我做咯。
《5》*Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese*.
Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided
to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard:
Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more
people to annoy instead
of me.
霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。
谢耳朵：为嘛？
霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。
《6》Leonard: What were you doing at Penny's?
Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some
games, and then I spent the night.
Oh, and
you'll be happy to know that I now have a much
better understanding
of 'friends with
benefits.'
雷纳德：你在佩妮那儿干嘛呢？
谢耳朵：吃了顿饭，玩了点儿游戏，
然后留下过夜了。哦，现在我对什么叫“床伴”有了更
深入的理解，你高兴吧。
《7》Penny: I give up. He's impossible!
Sheldon: I can't be impossible; I exist! I
think what you meant to say is, 'I give
up;
he's improbable'.
佩妮：我放弃了。他真是不可理喻。
谢耳朵：我不会
不可能的啊，我存在即有可能。我觉得你想说的是“我放弃了，他不像是真
的。”
《8》Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me
tested!
谢耳朵：我才没疯呢，我妈带我去测过好吧？
《9》*In tattoo salon*.
Girl: What are you
gonna get, Raj?
Raj: With my luck - Hepatitis!
女生：你想要什么呢，Raj？
Raj：幸运的话——得个肝炎就行了
《10》Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a
heartless bitch.
谢耳朵：啊，地心引力，汝乃没心没肺之婊子。
宝贝你好...
Hey,baby...
他的右手给他打电话了?
His right hand is calling him?
不是啦
是Leslie Winkle 说来话长
No,it's Leslie Winkle.
It's a long story.
但...一切都变了
But...
Oh,this changes everything.
什么是真的? 什么不是?
我怎么知道?
What's real? What isn't? How can I
know?
那么你们干嘛还坐火车?
Well,then
why are you doing it?
我们投票来着 3票坐飞机
Well,we had a vote. Three of us voted for
airplane.
Sheldon投坐火车 所以我们坐火车
Sheldon
voted for train. So we're taking the trn.
我是找到盒子了 但没有钥匙
Okay,I got a box,but
there's no key in here.
都是信
Just
letters.
拿错盒子了 放回去
That's the wrg box.
Put it back.
哦 Sheldon 都是你外婆寄的信?
Oh,Sheldon,are these letters from your
grandmother?
表读那些信哦!
Don't read those
letters!
呀 瞧瞧 她叫你月亮派多可爱啊
Oh,look,she
calls you
快把信放下!
Put down the letters!
- 我来了 - 咋样 月亮派?
- I'm back. - What
up,Moon Pie?
除了外婆 谁都不许叫我月亮派
Nobody calls
me Moon Pie but Meemaw!
她叫我月亮派 是因为我太口耐 她想把我吃掉
She calls me Moon Pie because I'm nummy-nummy
and she could just eat me up.
我是物理学家
I'm a physicist.
我对整个宇宙及其 包含的事物都有所了解
I have a working knowledge of the entire
universe and everything it contains.
Radiohead是干嘛的?
Who's Radiohead?
我对整个宇宙及其包含的 重要事物都有所了解 祝你好运了
I have a
working knowledge of the important things in the
universe. Good luck.
Penny 这是你的生意 你有最终决定权
Penny,this is your enterprise,so it's
ultimately your decision,
但鉴于Leonard的工作质量
我强烈建议把他打发掉
but based on the quality of his
work,I'd strongly recommend that we let Leonard
go.
你想开了我?
You want to fire me?
我想怎样没关系 是Penny的决定
What I want is
irrelevant. This is Penny's decision.
早知道我要在周六晚上做这个 我还不如待在印度
You know,if I
wanted to spend my Saturday nights doing this,I
could have stayed in India.
Penny
打工仔团体是需要好好教育的
Penny,the labor force is a
living organism that must be carefully nurtured.
任何会产生不良后果的抱怨 必须及时喝止 看着
Any
counterproductive grumbling must be skillfully
headed off by management. Observe.
少说话 多干活
Less talk,more work!
- 做的好 - 谢谢
-
Nicely done. - Thank you.
你要看到什么交头接耳 告诉我
You hear any union talk,you let me know.
要不要来点咖啡?
Honey,do you want some coffee?
我不喝咖啡
I don't drink coffee.
行了
你要是睡过去了 我们肯定完成不了
Come on,but if you don't
stay awake we'll never finish in time.
对不起
但是我绝不喝咖啡
I'm sorry,coffee's out of the
question.
当我搬来加利福尼亚 我答应妈妈不磕药的
When I
moved to California,I promised my mother that I
wouldn't start doing drugs.
Sheldon
我们还有380个要做呢
Sheldon,we still have 380 of
these things to make.
晚安 你们行的 我对你们绝对有信心
I have complete faith that you will make them.
Good night.
Leonard?
Leonard?
但是
Shelon 没了你英明的领导 我们的事业绝对是做不起来的
But,Sheldon,without your insight and
leadership this entire enterprise will surely
fail.
当然 你说的对
You're right,of course.
来 这个会有帮助
Here,this will help.
好吧
但要这让我上瘾或产生幻觉
Very well,but if this leads to
opiates or hallucinogenics,
你得去和我妈交待了
you're going to have to answer to my mother.
好吧 我了解了 你生气了
Okay,I get
it,you're angry.
你不愿见到你的小鸟飞离巢穴
You don't
want to see your little bird leave the nest.
小鸟你都快30了!
飞吧 我的神呐!
Fly,for God's
sake!
好 我不搬! 开心了吧 疯婆子?
Fine,I'll stay!
Ya happy,crazy lady?
这么说吧 我要怎么解释好呢?
Oh,let's see. How can I explain this?
他们不知道如何使用他们的盾
Um,they don't know how to
use their shields.
盾?
Shields?
是的
就像里的 当你要战斗时 你要举起你的盾
Yeah,you know,like inStar
Trek,when you're in battle and you raise the
shields?
这想法从哪儿冒出来的?
Where the hell'd
that come from?
Penny 我发现你今晚也是一个人 所以如果
在某个时候
Penny. I realize you're also on your
own tonight,so if,at some point,
你感觉到无聊了
请千万不要来打扰我
you find yourself with nothing to
do,please do not disturb me.
我几个礼拜前去你们那儿
你们正巧不在 我就忘在那儿了
Well,I went in there a few
weeks ago and you guys weren't home and I forgot
it there.
你去了我的... 为什么... 你在说什么?
You
went in my... Why would... What are you saying?
又没啥大不了的 我不过是泡咖啡时没牛奶了
It's not a big deal.
I was making coffee and I ran out of milk.
你是那个偷奶贼!
You're the milk thief!
Leonard说我多心了 可我就是觉得盒子变轻了
Leonard said I
was crazy,but I knew that carton felt lighter
Penny?
干嘛
What?
我睡不着
I
can't sleep.
也许是因为你的大窟窿还张着
Maybe that's
because your hole is still open.
我想家
I'm homesick.
你家离这不过20尺
Your
home is 20 feet from here.
20尺还是20光年这都不重要
20 feet,20 light-years,it doesn't matter.
在我这 如同一个星系那么遥远
It's in a galaxy far,far
away.
可恶
Damn it.
你想让我怎么办
What
do you want me to do?
给我唱软软凯蒂猫
Sing
那是只有你生病时才唱的歌
That's only for when you're
sick.
思家也是一种病
Homesick is a type of
being sick.
拜托 真的要唱吗
Come on,do I really
have to?
那设想下我们通宵达旦 闲话家常
I suppose we
can stay up and talk.
- Penny? - Yeah?
谢谢你留我在这过夜
Thank you for letting me stay
here.
不客气 甜心
You're welcome,sweetie.
好 我已经困了 你出去
Okay,I'm sleepy now. Get out.
不知道我为啥要担心
I don't see why I have to
worry.
又不是我的事业悬而未决
My career's not
hanging in the balance.
开玩笑呢
That was a
joke.
很好笑
It's funny,
因为这是事实
because it's true.
休斯顿 这里是国际空间站
Houston,International Space Station.
我们这有点小状况
We have a little
situation up here.
我们要临时安排一次太空行走
We'd
like to make an unscheduled space walk.
国际空间站
这里是休斯顿
I.S.S.,Houston.
将有哪些成员出舱?
Which crew members would be involved in this
E.V.A.?
我们都想出舱走走
Houston,we'd all like
to step outside for a few minutes.
这将不予批准
I.S.S.,I'm afraid we can't authorize that.
其实我们只是通知一下
Houston,this is more of an FYI
call.
我们已经被迫出舱了
We are basically out the
door.好家伙的
我的宗教说如果我们这一世受苦 下一世会得到回报的
My religion teaches that if we suffer in this
life we are rewarded in the next.
和Sheldon在北极呆三个月
Three months at the North
Pole with Sheldon,
我就能转世投胎成一个 长翅膀的大屌亿万富翁了!
and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with
wings!
最後再說說Sheldon。這是我裏面最喜歡的一個。喜歡他真的有N個理由。
他實在是太可愛了。不說臺詞，表情都能逗死你。每次看到他都想大笑。附圖說明：
每一個喜歡big
bang
theory的人，都會記得那句：Bazinga~~~喜歡他說Bazinga時
自我得意的表情。
還喜歡謝耳朵那些花花綠綠的T-
shirt，還有他招牌的內長外短的穿法。。哈哈
喜歡Sheldon的那套座位理論。。。大家應該都很熟悉了：In the winter,
that seat is
close enough to the radiator to
remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause
perspiration. In the summer, it’s directly in
the path of a cross-breeze created
by opening
windows there and there. It faces the television
at an angle that is
neither direct, thus
discouraging conversation nor so far wide as to
create a
parallax distortion.
喜歡他誇張的笑。。
喜歡他拿penny當成實驗的小白鼠，喂巧克力的樣子
喜歡他的耐心。。
雖然他幼稚的看收藏所有的漫畫書
，總是看科幻電影，還偶爾辦成斑馬（有個party上辦
成一個什麽聲波的wave的，忘了~）但是
就是覺得他很可愛。。。
喜歡他們在一起的樂。喜歡謝耳朵還有朋友對他無奈的順從。
累死我了，終於圖文並茂的寫完了。
真開心在Boston
legal之後，還有個big bang theory； 在Allen后，還有個sheldon，
讓我的看得樂不可支，尤其是在不開心的時候，能讓我開懷一笑。而且無論是看過多少遍，
還是笑得我
肚子疼。哈哈~
讓我們一起期待剩下的第四季的生活大爆炸吧。
順便最後。附上開頭曲的歌詞，蠻好玩的，就是太快了。以為聽力好點就能聽懂了。結果
發現簡直就是不
可能完成的任務。。。
Our whole universe was in a
hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen
billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs
began to drool,
Neanderthals developed
tools,
We built a wall (we built the
pyramids),
Math, science, history,
unraveling the mysteries,
That all started
with the big bang!
Our whole universe was in
a hot dense state,
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then nearly
fourteen billion years ago expansion started.
Wait...
140亿年前终于爆了炸 等着瞧...
The Earth began
to cool,
地球开始降温
The autotrophs began to
drool,
自养生物来起哄
Neanderthals developed
tools,
穴居人发明工具
We built a wall (we built
the pyramids),
我们建长城（我们建金字塔）
Math,
science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
数学
自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That all started with the big
bang!
一切由大爆炸开始
其实人类历史没有多久
As
every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes
to sing this song.
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
A
fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒间便形成了
The bipeds stood up straight,
两足动物直立行走
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
恐龙都得认命了
They tried to leap but they were
late
想要突变 没来得及
And they all died (they
froze their asses off)
就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）
The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陆
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
拜拜 才不想学你
Set in motion by the same big bang!
都是爆炸惹的祸
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始
It's expanding ever outward
but one day
宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天
It will cause the
stars to go the other way,
星球会反方向运动
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it
wont be hurt
向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会觉得疼
Our best
and brightest figure that it'll make an even
bigger bang!
我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸
Australopithecus would really have been sick
of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我们
Debating out while here
they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉电脑病毒了）
Religion or
astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
宗教 天文 e百科
旧约申命记
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始
Music and mythology,
Einstein and astrology
音乐 神化 爱因斯坦 占星术
It
all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始
It
all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始
-Sheldon: In the winter, that seat
is close enough to the radiator to remain warm,
冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和，
and yet not so
close as to cause perspiration;
也不会很热到直流汗。
in the summer, it's directly in the path of a
cross-breeze created by opening windows there,
and there.
夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。
It faces the television at an angle that is
neither direct, thus discouraging conversation,
而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话，
nor so far
wide as to create a parallax distortion.
不会太远，不至于造成脖子过分扭曲。
I could go on, but I
think I've made my point.
我可以继续，我想我已经说明白了。
别老记着? 这能忘得掉吗?
Forget? You want me to
forget?
我这脑子 啥东西忘得掉啊!
This mind does not
forget.
从我妈给我断奶后 我就没忘掉过一件事
I haven't
forgotten a single thing since the day my mother
stopped breastfeeding me.
- 那天是周二 下着毛毛雨 -
好了...
- It was a drizzly Tuesday. -
Okay...
你哭什么
Why are you crying?
我哭我自己蠢啊
Because I'm stupid!
那也没理由哭啊
That's no reason to cry.
人只有悲伤的时候才该哭
One cries because one is sad.
比如说
其他人都太蠢我感到悲伤
For example, I cry because others
are stupid
所以我才哭
我和许多女生交往过
Well,I've dated plenty of women.
Joyce
Kim还有Leslie Winkle...
There was Joyce Kim...
Leslie Winkle...
通知牛津英语词典的编辑们
Notify the
editors of the Oxford English Dictionary.
许多现在被重新定义为两个
The word has been redefined to
mean
Sheldon 你是个聪明人
Sheldon,you are
a smart guy.
- 你得知道 - 我是聪明人
- You must
know... - I'm
要被归为聪明人我得去掉60点智商才行
I'd have
to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Koothrappali.
-
Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Hofstader.
- Dr.
Gablehauser. - Dr. Cooper.
- Dr. Gablehauser.
- tz.
我是硕士
I have a Master's degree.
谁不是?
Who doesn't?
多年来 我们一直潜心
试图探究他将如何繁衍后代
Over the years,we've formulated
many theories about how he might reproduce.
我主张的是有丝分裂
I'm an advocate of mitosis.
什么?
I'm sorry?
我相信 总有一天
当Sheldon吃到 一定量的泰国菜
I believe one day Sheldon
will eat an enormous amount of Thai food
他就会分裂成两个Sheldon
and split into two
Sheldons.
另一方面 我在想Sheldon可能 是他这个物种的幼虫状态
On the other hand,I think Sheldon might be the
larval form of his species,
有一天他会做茧 不出俩月
就破茧成蝶
and someday he'll spin a cocoon and
emerge two months later with moth wings and an
exoskeleton.
Howard 电话在响!
Howard,the phone is ringing!
我有个疯狂的主意 老妈
接电话如何!
Here's a crazy idea,Ma: Answer it!
你好?
Hello?
好的 稍等
All right,hold
on.
是你朋友 Leonard!
It's your
friend,Leonard!
他想知道你为什么今天没去上学!
He wants
to know why you're not at school today!
我不是去上学 老妈 我在大学就职
I don't go to school,Ma.
I work at a university.
那就是学校! 快接电话!
That's a school! Now pick up the phone!
我谁都不想理
I don't want to talk to anybody.
要我叫Leonard把你的家庭作业带来吗?
Should I ask
Leonard to bring over your homework? !
我没什么家庭作业的
I don't have homework.
我是个拥有工程学硕士的大爷们
I'm a grown man with a
master's degree in engineering!
抱歉 了不起先生
Excuse me,Mr. Fancy-Pants.
想吃冰棒吗?
Want me to get you a Popsicle?
樱桃味的 好吧!
Cherry,please!
樱桃味的我吃了 只剩蔬菜味的了
I ate
the cherry. All that's left is green.
你让我真想自杀呀
You make me want to kill
myself.
她是位女生，她也是位朋友，但她不是我的，请原谅我做这个动作，女朋友
She's a
girl. She's a is not my-
please forgive me
for doing this--
哼 我不喜欢虫子 怎么啦
Yeah,well,I don't like bugs,okay?
它们让我害怕
They freak me out.
有趣
Interesting
你既怕虫子又怕女人
You're afraid of insects and
women.
瓢虫[英文: 女士+虫]还不得把你吓昏了
Ladybugs
must render you catatonic.
不然你怎么考试
How else are you gonna study for the tests?
最好还要考试吗
There's gonna be a test?
可不止一次考试
Test-sss.
Sheldon
我看到你在为Smithsonian
So,Sheldon,I see you're
organizing your papers
傻冒儿博物馆赶论文呢
for
the Smithsonian Museum of Dumbassery.
在撤下Leslie Winkle的永久展览前 那里没有多余的展厅
There
won't be any room until they get rid of the
permanent Leslie Winkle exhibit.
我和Sheldon谈过了 他也不好受
Um,I talked to Sheldon
and he feels terrible and he agrees
他也觉得自己无理取闹 有些过分了
that he was unreasonable
and out of line.
真的?很好呀
Really?
Well,that's great.
就给他道个小歉嘛?
Yeah,so
just apologize to him,okay?
那么 你和她...
So,you and her...
- 没啦 普通邻居而已 - 真的?
- No,just neighbors. - Really.
隔壁住着这样的妞儿 怎么都不行动啊
I don't know how
you live next door to that without doing something
about it.
其实... 科学才是我的女神
Actually...
science is my lady.
那年 是1995年
The
year was 1995.
地点是 密西西比州首府 杰克逊
The
place: Jackson,Mississippi.
我坐了整整十个小时的汽车
Having spent ten hours on a bus,
途中甚至两次违反了我自己定下的规定
During which I had to
twice violate my personal rule
在行驶的车辆上 上了厕所
Against relieving myself on board a moving
vehicle...
等我终于到达
I finally arrived
第四届美国南部星舰迷年度大会现场
At the fourth annual
Dixie-Trek convention
却发现我的偶像威尔•惠顿上别处玩去了
Only to find that my idol Wil Wheaton decided
he had
决定不过来帮我的超级英雄玩具签名了
Better things
to do than to show up and sign my Action Figure.
什么
What?
你背弃了我 威尔•惠顿
You
betrayed me,Wil Wheaton.
现在 我的复仇来了
Now I
have my revenge.
No,no,I understand.
要是我奶奶有个三长两短
Anything happened to my mee-
maw,
我肯定成了伤心欲绝的小甜派
I'd be one
inconsolable moon pie.
我得澄清一下
I should
clarify that statement By explaining that she
calls me pie.
我这么说是因为 她叫我小甜派
By explaining
that she calls me pie.
这跟我爸说的完全一样
That's exactly what my father said.
来看球赛吧
去看球赛吧
to the games. Watch the
games.
周复一周的
Week in and week out
from the time
从五岁直到我上大学
I was five until
I went off to college.
人生当中最漫长的七年
Longest seven years of my life.
这里乱得简直毫无编制体系而言
I see no organizational
system in here whatsoever.
你周一穿什么内裤
Which panties do you wear on Mondays?
我不要内裤
I don't need panties.
只要短裤和衬衫
I just need shorts and a shirt.
妈妈经常跟我说
My mother always told me
一个人要穿干净内裤
one should wear clean underpants
以防发生意外
in case one is in an accident.
星星好漂漂啊
Stars are pretty,aren't they?
在那高高的地方
Up above the world so high.
像天上的小钻石
Like little diamonds in the sky.
太优美了 兄弟
That's beautiful,dude.
你应该把这句话写下来
You should... you should write
that down
免得被人山寨了
before someone steals
it.
How did you see it?
你说了不看的
You
said you wouldn't look.
不好意思
Sorry.
正如我所说 是英雄 就偷窥
As I told you,the hero
always peeks
你好 克瑞普克
Hello, Kripke.
你此刻遭遇的经典恶作剧
This classic prank
comes to you
来自恶意复仇的谢尔顿•库珀
from the
malevolent mind of Sheldon Cooper.
如果你想看看自己那张蠢蛋脸
If you'd like to see the
look on your stupid face,
这段视频即刻就会上传到YouTube
this video is being instantly uploaded to
YouTube.
并感谢莱纳德•霍夫斯塔德和拉杰•库萨帕里
Oh, and a
hat tip to Leonard Hofstadter and Raj Koothrappali
感谢他们在复仇大业中对我的支持与鼓励
for their support and
encouragement in this enterprise.
我计划逃回印度去 你呢
实验日志 第一篇
Research journal, entry
one.
我准备开展
I'm about to embark on one of
科学生涯中的巨大挑战之一
the great challenges of my
scientific career:
教佩妮物理学
teaching Penny
physics.
我称之为大猩猩工程
Please,please,I
don't have a lot of time.
听着 Ramona总算打瞌睡了
你得帮我甩了她
Look,Ramona finally dozed off,and I
need you to help me get rid of her.
甩了她?
怎么个甩法?
Get rid of her how?
我不知道
但显然我正处于某种关系中
I don't know,but apparently I'm
in some kind of relationship,
而你似乎是终结这类关系的老手
and you seem to be an expert at ending them.
你说什么?
Excuse me?
我看见男人们一个接一个从这儿离开
倒是没见过再回来的
I see man after man leaving this
apartment never to return.
Sheldon
你真的很宽宏大量 谢谢你 我很感激
Sheldon,this was big of
you. Thank you. I really appreciate it.
谢谢
Thank you.
- 晚安 Sheldon - Penny...
-
Good night,Sheldon. - Penny...
- 啥? -
你有一手
- Yes? - Well played.
谢谢
Thank
you.
但请记住 能力越大 责任越大 (出自)
Just rember:
with great power comes great responsibility.
明白
Understood.
不是厉害 是错误
我没有改我的状态呀
It's not bold,it's a mistake. I
didn't change my status.
那是谁改的?
Well,then who did?
我没的选择 他在她面前哭了
I
had no choice. He cried in front of her.
我明白 你这么做觉得自己很大方 但赠送礼物的基础原则是礼尚往来
I know
you think you're being generous,but the foundation
of gift-giving is reciprocity.
你不是给我一份礼物
You haven't given me a gift.
你给了我一份责任
You've given me an obligation.
别太郁闷 Penny
一般新手都会犯这个错误
Don't feel bad,Penny,it's a
classic rookie mistake.
我和Sheldon过的第一个光明节
他吼了我八夜
My first Hanukah with Sheldon,he
yelled at me for eight nights.
没事的 你用不着回赠礼物的
Now,hey,it's okay. You don't have to get me
anything in return.
我当然得回赠了
Of course I
do.
风俗的精髓就在于 我得去给你买份价值相当的礼物
The essence
of the custom is that I now have to go out and
purchase for you a gift of
commensurate value
才能够代表你的礼物 所表达的相同的情意
and representing the
same perceived level of friendship as that
represented by the gift
you've given me.
怪不得每年这个时候 自杀率狂飙呀
It's no wonder suicide
rates skyrocket this time of year.
忘了这事吧
我不会送你礼物了
Okay,you know what? Forget it. I'm
not giving you a present.
不 太迟了 我看见了
No,it's too late. I see it.
那个精灵贴纸上写着赠Sheldon
That elf sticker
says,Sheldon.