汉诺威大学-成人幽默笑话

历届中考英语首字母填空
2019 在短文的空格内填入适当的词, 每空格限填一词, 首字母已给.（14分）
Paul was my little brother, and he was special. He was different from me because
he sat in a wheelchair, and he was blind. Lots of times when we walked with Paul, other
kids came over and asked us why he was in his chair and why he couldn’t s 81. They
thought he was different because he had his own school bus and had to go to a special
school. But that's not really the reason. Paul was different for the things just our family
knew about-only we knew the s 82 that made him special.
Paul helped me hear small sounds. Every time I was with him, I'd have to beg q83
to hear the flying birds and the talking trees he heard.
Paul helped me exercise. When we went for a walk, we'd often go uphill. When I
pushed his chair all the way to the woods at the t 84 , I was really getting my exercise!
Paul h 85 ever complained. He went along with whatever the rest of us wanted to
do. One time when he had a fever, he got uncomfortable, but he never shouted or fought
or asked me to switch the TV channel.
Sometimes Paul let me put things in his hand. We played a kind of guessing game.
I put different toys there for him to f 86 . He was always surprised when I let him hold
something new.
Paul was my friend. He couldn't talk to me like most of my friends, and he couldn't
run outside to play. But he was there for all the peaceful times, and he had the best smile
in the world.
I was l87 to grow up with him as his sister. He helped me to realize that there is
a good side to every situation, if we simply make the choice to find it.

2018 love is simple. You don t have to do much to make someone happy.
was what my mother said to me when I was a child. Over a year ago, I had a
chance. My good friend Kaylee told me about her t_____81 to a small town called Gary,
and how it was a life-changing experience. I made up my mind to go there myself.
When I told my parents about the decision, they didn’t a_____ 82 at first. They said
I didn’t know much about the place. They were worried that it was not s_____83 for me
to go there. Thankfully, after I explained my plan to them in detail, they said yes.
When our group arrived in Gary, I noticed how different the town was from where
I lived. There were few stores or restaurants in the town; most had closed. So you would
be very l_______84 if you could find a place to buy food or drinks. Houses were built
on small hills. Many of them had broken doors or windows. My job was to help the
local people to r_______ 85 houses. The work days were long and hot, but it was really
good to see the houses taking on a new look day by day.
The children there were also different. They seemed to enjoy every moment in life
though they were poor. The smallest things would make these kids happy. I couldn’t
find words to describe their j_____86 when they received an ice- cream, a ball or even a
kiss. The community was like a big family. Everyone knew each other and was there
when someone needed help.
I am so glad that I had this unforgettable experience. I truly learned the m____ 87 of
what my mother said. You don t need to do much to make a difference to others' lives.

2017 Fill in the blanks with proper words(在短文的空格内填入适当的词，使其内
容通顺. 每空格限填一词，首字母已给)
A Delicious Meal
Tony is Chinese American. His family members gather together and serve a traditional
Chinese meal once a week. Last week Tony i(81)



his friend Amy for it.
Tony's family was preparing dinner when Amy arrived. The family was cooking
vegetables with hot oil. The k(82)



was filled with many good smells.
help me set the table.
a soup bowl, a soup spoon, and a rice bowl on a plate.

you won't n(83)



those. explained. will show you how to use
chopsticks. Don't worry.
Tony's mother put different foods which were unfamiliar to Amy onto big plates. She
asked the kids to carry the food
﹣
filled plates out to the table. Amy carried roast duck.
It was one of the f (84)



dishes she recognized.
Amy was a little nervous about eating with chopsticks. Tony gave her instructions on
how to do it. Amy finally managed to hold the chopsticks. Just when she picked up a
piece of chicken in her chopsticks
，
her fingers s(85)



lost control of them, and the
chicken flew across the table. It landed in Tony's soup with a splash (
飞溅
). E(86)___ at
the table smiled.
Tony's father kindly brought out a fork and knife. He handed them to Amy. Amy felt
more c(87)



. She ate the rest of her dinner easily. It was delicious!
At the end of the meal, Amy was given a fortune cookie(
签语饼干
) . She broke it open
and read the small note inside,
laughed and said,
true!

2016 (在短文的空格内填入适当的词, 每空格限填一词, 首字母已给出) (14分)
The Young Person's Rail-card is very popular in Britain now. It gives young people the
chance to buy (81) c______ train tickets across the country. Just imagine, it could take
you to festivals, to see friends, or to London for a weekend break, at a lower price.
Who can apply?
Anyone between 16 and 25 years of age. You will need to provide something to (82)
p_____ that you are under 26. For this, only your ID card, driving licence, passport or
medical card will be acceptable.
Or, if you are an adult student (83) o____ 25 years old but receiving formal education,
you can also apply. You will need to get your teacher to sign the application form (申请
表). 'Formal education' refers to studies of more than 15 hours per week for at least 20
weeks a year in college.
Then take your completed application form with a recent (84) p____ of yourself, ￡28
and other materials needed to any main railway station or student travel office to apply
for the card.
How to use your rail-card?
You can use it anytime-weekends, holidays or during the week. Please ask at your local

station or contact a railway travel agent for more (85) i_______.
If a rail-card does not have the user's name signed, it will be considered invalid(无效的).
No one else may use either your rail-card or any tickets with it. You will be required to
pay the (86) f______ price of the ticket if your are unable to show your own rail- card
with the ticket for a check during a journey.
Tickets at reduced prices are not available for first-class travels or for travels (87) a____,
such as to France or Germany. Passengers will be asked to buy regular priced tickets if
they want to use these services.

2015 Fill in the blanks with proper words (在短文的空格内填入适当的词， 使其内
容通顺， 每空 格限填一词，首字母已给） （14 分）
It’s a common school day at Southern Cross School near the famous Kruger
National Park in South Africa. Teachers and pupils don’t sit in a classroom. I 81 ,
they go through the forest or sit under the trees.
The school teaches students all the same s 82 as the rest of the country’s
schools, but the teaching methods are completely different. Southern Cross uses nature
as a teaching tool. The teachers and their pupils go out into nature and work with
animals and plants. These can be used to study a 83 from maths and social sciences
to languages. The school is in an area where animals live wild and can be hunted. To get
to class, students travel a road through the forest that wild animals use as well.
The classroom for small preschoolers is a little different from the rest of the school.
For example, the first lesson of the day is maths, but the teaching method is very s
84 . In this school you won’t hear a teacher saying “Count how many apples Jane has
in her basket.” Actually, the children visit a nearby river to count the number of marks
left by animals. This way they can see how many different animals come to d 85
during the night.
The students are encouraged to take care of the injured and small animals. If they
find a dead animal in the area, they study where the animal fits in the foot chain and
how and why it d 86 .
The headmaster says, “We must make people understand what we are doing to the
e 87 . We need to care for our planet.”

2014 (在短文的空格内填入适当的词, 使其内容通顺。每空格限填写一词, 首字母
已给出) (14分)
A school newspaper The Teens asked over one thousand teenagers
how they spent their spare time. Here they report the r 81 of the
survey. It’s not at all surprising to learn that most teens said they
wanted more free time. Most have less than an hour a day for after-
school activities.
P 82 activity was popular among both girls and boys, averaging
between three to six hours a week. Favourite sports among girls were
tennis, basketball and swimming. Boys said they liked football, basketball and skating.
Speaking of entertainment, music and TV were popular. About half of those surveyed
said that music was their favourite activity. This i 83 both listening to and playing

music. TV was also very popular. Three quarters said they preferred watching TV to
reading a book or magazine.
Unexpectedly, as many as three out of ten teenagers mentioned that collecting things
was something they liked to do in their spare time. They had v 84 collections
from cartoon books and baseball cards to stickers, toys and coins.
V 85 friends was also popular. Eight out of ten teenagers said they met friends
once a week. Nine out of ten said they contacted friends through the Internet. A 86
popular way of contacting friends was the telephone. Everyone we surveyed said they
spoke to friends every day. Most said they spoke about twenty minutes a day.
Surprisingly, teenagers s 87 went dancing, especially girls. Only one out of
ten said they went to the dance regularly.

2013 Read the passage and fill in the blanks with proper words (14分)
At some time in your life, you might have a roommate. It is a good idea to share a
flat, especially for students or people who have just finished school, because flats are
usually expensive. And m 86 is not the only reason for having a roommate.
Sharing a flat can be fun.
But life with a roommate can also be a t 87 experience. Some experts(专家)
did a study of college students who shared a room. They found that students who had
problems with their roommates were not happy at school and were more likely to get
sick than other students. So, how can you l 88 with a roommate and enjoy it?
Here is some advice:
Being roommates with a friend can be hard. Friends may be different when you stay
with them all the time from when you don’t see them very o 89 . So, before you
plan to share a room with a friend, discuss the situation carefully.
If you decide to share a room with someone you don’t know, talk to each other. It’s
important to be h 90 about your habits and things you hate.
When you move in with a roommate, make rules. Decide how you will share h
91 , such as cleaning, washing and shopping. Will you share food? Is it OK to have
guests? And what about loud music?
Don’t get angry at small things that your roommate does. Try to f 92 the
unhappy things between you and your roommate. No one — including you—is perfect.

2012 Read the passage and fill in the blanks with proper words:(14分)
The 2012 London Olympic Games are on the way. You may have a nice trip in London
with the help of the following information.
Getting around in London
By gro The underground is fast and convenient. There is a station every few
underground blocks. Underground trains run from 5:30 a.m. to 12:00 midnight.
You can get to any place e 86 .

By bus

By train
Travelling by bus is a good way to see the city, especially from the
top of a double- decker bus. There is always a bus stop nearby. There
are special tickets for c 87 under the age of 12.
Take a train to visit places outside London, like Hampton Court and
Windsor Castle. You can use a Travelcard on the underground, buses
and most trains. To p 88 your journey, get a map from the railway
stations, take some time to think about the places you want to visit.
London's black taxis are f 89 . Many visitors to London know
they are good and comfortable. They Will cost you a few pounds,
though. Take a taxi once, for the experience.

By taxi
The busleaves from Westminster Pier and stops at different
By b 90 places between Westminster and Greenwich Pier. A good way to see
the city from the River Thames.

By car
By bike
On foot
Don't drive your car in London! Car parks are very e 91 . You have
to pay a special congestion charge (拥堵费) to drive your car into the
city centre.
There aren't many good bicycle lanes in London. Cycling with a large
guided group is better than r 92 alone.
The best way to visit the city! But look right and left before you cross
a street. There are many beautiful sights waiting for you.

2011. Read the passage and fill in the blanks with proper words：(共6分)
Often, doctors tell some people to go on diets (节食). The doctors hope the diets will
make the people feel b1 . They hope the diets will make the people healthy.
Alana was on a diet, but she didn't like it at all. She was not a 2 to eat her favourite
food by the doctor. While her brother Frank ate chocolate, she had to eat an apple. Alana
was on the diet for two months. Her doctor was pleased with her.
good,
too many sweets. Don't eat too much ice cream. If you do, you will get a lot of weight
a 3 .
Then the doctor put Frank on a diet It was a different kind of diet eat
chicken or eggs. Frank,

5 of your life.

good food for most people, said the doctor.
makes you sick. It is not a good food for you.
.

2011. Read the passage and fill in the blanks with proper words:(14分)
1. At one time, making a film was an expensive activity for only for a small group of
people and film companies. Not only were the tools and machines expensive but also
the cost of film was also far greater than most people could afford. However, modern
technology has c 92 all that.
2. New technology has really opened up the world of film making for film fans. Now a
camera does not cost m 93 and most young people are certainly able to pay for it. So
all you need is to get one for yourself. With that, you may start your own film- making.
3. However, film-making is t 94 work. You probably need many other people to
help you.
4. For example, the p 95 of actors and actresses is very important in your film. Of
course, these actors and actresses may be your schoolmates, friends or family members.
You don’t even need to pay them a cent while they are glad to be part of your job.
5. B 96 , you need to make up a story. Can you write your own one? If you have good
imagination, you can create an attractive story e 97 . Many world-famous film
maker and producers are also good story-writers. If not, perhaps you need someone else
to write it for you. An excellent story is the key to making a s 98 film.

2010. Read the passage and fill in the blanks with proper word：(14分)
A survey has been published which shows that British people don't like their
neighbours very much. 80% of the people who took part in the survey feel that their
neighbours h 92 pay attention to othersfeelings. 25% don't talk lo the people
who live next door and 10% don't even know their names. In fact, one million people in
Britain would like to m 93 because they don't pet along well with their neighbours.
According to the survey, the b 94 problem is noise. Many of the complaints
about noise came from people who live in flats and old houses. These places often have
thin walls which can't s 95 the noise from next door.
The other main problems are disagreements (不和) about car parking spaces, and
old people complaining about the young. Some disagreement last a 1 96 time. In
one case, people who live in the same building haven't talked to each other for fifteen
years. Sometimes the disagreements end in violence. In one of the worst cases, a man
killed a neighbour because he kept parking in
Another survey shows that 90% of the neighbours never share a meal, 80% have
never had a drink t 97 ,and 20% have never even spoken. However, when
neighbours become each other's f__98 _, they are often ready to offer help, as we can
see in many parts of the world.
One solution to such problems is to talk about them with a professional
organization and if necessary, to sign a written agreement. Now people can get this
service in more and more towns.

2009. Read the passage and fill in the blanks with proper words:
THIS MONTH’S GOALS FOR HELPING TO SAVE OUR PLANET!
1. Save electricity 2. Recycle 3. Save water 4. Save gas
Week 1 This week, my family tried to save electricity. We never left the lights on when

leaving the rooms. We switched off the TV when n 92 was watching it.
Mum only used cold water in the washing machine.
Week 2 We started recycling this week. We tried to write on both sides of our paper, not
just on one side. We also divided our rubbish into d 93 bags for bottles,
cans, paper and food. Mum kept the plastic shopping bags from the supermarket to
use them a 94 as rubbish bags. These are great ways to help our environment.
Week 3 We stopped taking long baths and had short showers i 95 . We flushed the
toilet with used water. when mum and dad made tea or coffee, they used l 96
water in the kettle (水壶). My sister and I didn't leave the tap running when we
brushed our teeth.
Week 4 Mum used to d 97 us to school, but now my sister and I have started
riding our bikes to school. It’s hard work but good exercise! This week dad and a
few of the people he works with also started to go to work together in one car and
share the cost. This should help r__98 greenhouse gases!
My friends and I became volunteers at school. We help make our school more
earth-friendly.
2008. Do you have bright ideas? Ideas for inventions that change the world or, at least,
make life easier for somebody? P 97 we all do sometimes, but we don’t often
make the idea a real thing. Recently, there was a competition in a country, which
encouraged young people to make their bright ideas come true. There were t 98
groups in the contest: Group A was for school children under 16; Group B was for those
o 99 16. And there were eleven prize-winners altogether.
Neil Hunt, one of the prize-winners, was c 100 “Sunshine Superman” by one
newspaper writing about his design. When people study the weather, it’s important to be
able to record the sunshine accurately. We need to know how many h 101 of
sunshine we have and how strong it is. Most sunshine recorders o 102 record
direct (直接的) sunshine. Neil’s is more accurate and this is very important for research
into ways of using solar power. Neil plans to keep inventing.
The ideas in the competition were so g 103 that we are surprised that the
industry (工业界) doesn’t ask more school children for suggestions.

2007. Some people have problems falling asleep; others have trouble getting up in the
morning. The following suggestions may help.
➢ Don’t spend longer than thirty minutes trying to fall asleep. If you can’t get to sleep
after half an hour, get up and do s 97 quiet, like reading. Only go back to bed
when you feel tired.
➢ Drink a glass of warm milk fifteen minutes before you go to bed — it helps you to
relax. But don’t drink coffee or tea: they have chemicals which will make it d 98
for you to sleep.
➢ Have a warm bath — it’s a great way to relax. But n 99 stay in there too long.
More than twenty minutes and you will lose all your energy. And the bathroom isn’t
the best place to fall asleep!

➢ Listen to some music. However, if you have to get up and turn off the recorder
when the music f 100 , it won’t work!
➢ Set all the clocks in the house ten minutes fast before you go to bed (and try to
forget that you d 101 this when you wake up the next morning).
➢ Get a friend to phone you in the morning. And hope that your friend is better at
waking up than you are… and is able to have an interesting t 102 with you on
the phone to help you wake up.
➢ Go to bed e 103 than usual. It may not be easy at first, but they say that an
hour of sleep before midnight has the same effect as two hours after midnight.

2006 When the London Underground goes on strike, my journey to work can be
terrible. I remember a strike, which happened a few years a___1___the station near my
house was closed and I had to use another station and take a different train. This
a___2__ about an hour to my journey, so I wasn’t very happy. E__3___went wrong at
the station. People were late and they were panicking! By the time I go to the train, I
was feeling upset and sorry for myself. Then I saw this man. There was something about
him-he had such a familiar f___4__. A few minutes later, I realized that he was Jack, a
fiend from my school days in Scotland.
At the same time he a___5___realized who I was. Then we started talking about
school days and the people we both used to k___6___.I was even more surprised when
the train came into my station and he started to get off too! I asked him w___7___ he
was going and he said he was going to work. He told me he worked in Fitzroy Street.
You see, I work in Fitzroy Street, too. It’s a small w__8__! It was such an amazing
coincidence!

模拟
At one time, making a film was an expensive activity only for a small group of
people and film companies. Not only were the tools and machines expensive but the
cost of film was also far greater than most people could afford. However, modern
technology has c ___92____ all that.
New technology has really opened up the world of film-making for film fans. Now
a camera does not cost m____93____ and most young people are certainly able to pay
for it. So all you need is to get one for yourself. With that, you may then start your own
film-making.
However, film-making is t____94____ work. You probably need many other
people to help you. For example, the p____95____ of actors and actresses is very
important in your film. Of course, these actors and actresses may be your schoolmates,
friends or family members. You don’t even need to pay them a cent while they are glad
to be part of your job.
B___96___, you need to make up a story. Can you write your own one? If you
have good imagination, you can create an attractive story e____97___. Many world-
famous film makers and producers are also good story-writers. If not, perhaps you need
someone else to write it for you. An excellent story is the key to making a s____98____
film.

Key
2006 1. ago 2. different 3. everything 4. face 5. later 6. also 7. know
8. off 9. where 10. world
2007 97. something, difficult, never 100. finishes 101. did 102. talk 103. earlier
2008 97. Perhaps Probably 98. two 99. over 100. called 101. hours
102. only 103. great good
2009 nobody, different, again, instead, less, drive, reduce
2010 hardly, move biggest stop long together; friends
2011 1. better 2. allowed 3. again 4. can 't cannot 5. rest 6. instead
2012 easily children plan famous boat expensive riding
2013 money terrible 1ive . often . honest housework Forget
2014 81. result(s) Physical included . various Visiting Another seldom
2015 others them cloudy suggestion(s) clearer enrich unfair Luckily
d; ts; ng; l; nvironment
2016 Cheap, prove, over, photo, information, full, abroad
2017 invited，kitche n，need，favourite，suddenly，Everyone，comfortable
2018 trip，agree，safe lucky repair joy meaning
2019 (s) 86. feel 87. lucky
模拟 changed，much，team，performance，Beside s，easily，successful

08-19年上海中考英语首字母填空分析
副词 形容词 动词 名词 代词 数词
介词
08年 perhaps only, good called hours, Two,
probably, great, over
09年 again, different, less, drive, nobody
instead reduce
10年 hardly, biggest, long, move, stop friends
together
11年 again, better, rest, allowed,
instead
can’t
12年 easily, fair, expensive plan, riding children, boat
13年 often Terrible, Live, Money,
honest Forget housework
14年 seldom Physical, Included, Result(s) Another
various Visiting
15年 Luckily Cloudy, enrich suggestion(s) Others,
clearer, unfair them
Instead special Drink, died subjects, earth anything
environment
16年 abroad Full, cheap prove Photo, over
information
17年 suddenly Favorite, Invited, kitchen Everyone
comfortable need

18年 Safe, lucky
19年 hardly Quiet, lucky
2016【考点】语法填空；说明文.
【分析】本文讲了关于现在在英国很受欢迎的青年人铁路卡, 它能够给年轻人机会
在世界买到便宜的火车票. 它可以以较低的价格带你去节日, 看朋友, 或周末去伦
敦休息. 本文讲述了申请对象的要求以及铁路口的使用方法.
【点评】完型填空题型要求学生有较强的逻辑推理能力和理解能力, 能够根据前后
文推知答案, 且要求学生掌握较好的语法水平, 能够写出正确的词语正确的形态。
81 Cheap, prove, over, photo, information, full, abroad

2017 【考点】PG：首字母阅读填空.
【分 析】短文大意：主要讲述美籍华人小朋友托尼，他的家人每周做一次传统的
中式饭菜给自己。上个周末托 尼邀请他的好朋友艾丽到家里来吃中式饭菜。当艾
丽到家的时候他们正准备晚饭，家人用热油炒蔬菜，整 个厨房都充满了美味。当
艾丽帮托尼摆餐桌的时候，他们给每个人摆一双筷子，一碗汤，一个汤勺和放在
碟子里的一碗饭。托尼的妈妈做了艾丽喜欢吃的烤鸭。艾丽问托尼刀和叉在哪里，
托尼说艾丽不 需要，托尼解释说，他将会示范给她看怎么使用，让艾米不要担心。
吃饭的时候，艾米有点紧张吃饭使用 筷子，托尼给他讲解说明如何使用筷子
.
艾米
最后终于能握住筷子了，只是当她用筷 子夹鸡肉的时候，她的突然手失去了控制，
鸡肉掉落在托尼的汤里，桌上的每个人都笑了。托尼的爸爸很 友善的拿出一副刀
和叉给艾米。艾米感觉更舒服了，她很容易的吃完了余下的饭菜。晚饭快吃完的
时候，有人送给艾米一袋签语饼干。她打开并且发现一张小便条在里面，写着

如
果你 努力练习，你将会学到很多东西

艾米笑着说，

如果让我带一双筷子回家，我< br>的幸运就就会实现。

【解答】
81. invited
；考查动词辨析 ，根据语境，上个周末托尼

邀请

他的好朋友
艾丽到家里来吃中式饭菜 ，邀请，以
i
开头
invite
，且是上周的事情填过去式故为
in vited.
82. kitchen
；考查名词辨析，根据前后句意思，家人用热油炒蔬 菜，整个

厨房

都
充满了美味，以
k
开头，故填kitchen.
83. need
；考查动词辨析，根据后句意思，托尼解释说，他 将会示范给她看怎么使
用，让艾米不要担心
.
所以是托尼说艾丽不

需要

以
n
开头故填
need.
84. favouri tefavorite
；考查形容词辨析，根据语境，艾米端着烤鸭她意识到是她最
喜欢吃的菜 之一，最喜欢的，以
f
开头，故填
favouritefavorite
85. suddenly
；考查副词辨析，根据语境，她的

突然
< br>手失去了控制，鸡肉掉落在托
尼的汤里。突然，且以
s
开头，修饰动词，故填< br>suddenly.
86. Everyone
；考查不定代词辨析，根据语境桌子 上

每个人

都笑了。每个人，且
以
e
开头，故天Everyone.
87. comfortable
；考查形容词辨析，根据语境， 托尼的爸爸很友善的拿出一副刀和
叉给艾米
.
艾米感觉更

舒服
了。舒服的，以
c
开头，故填
comfortable

2018 C篇
固定搭配trip to sp表示到某地的短途旅行
通过后文父母不了解这个地方并担心她可知一开始父母并没有同意决定。
Agree,
repair
See, feel
Trip, joy,
meaning
Secret(s), top

因为不了解这个地方，根据常识父母会担心女儿的安全
根据前文餐厅不多且很多都关了可知若能找到则是幸运的
根据前文很多房子的门窗都坏了可知我们是去帮他们修房子的
句意为“我找不到任何语言采描述他们收到冰淇淋时的喜悦”
g 固定搭配learn the meaning of，表示了解……的含义

2019 (s)

2011 具体分析：
92. 文章第一段讲Making a film是非常expensive的, 然而现代技术已经改变所有
这一切, 所以要填changed—现在完成时。
93. 文章第二段讲“因为绝大多数年轻人一定能买得起, 所以现在照相机对他们来
说花费不多”, 所以填much。
94. 文章第三段讲“拍电影可能需要许多其他人来帮助你, 所以film- making是一个
团队的工作”, 所以要填team。
95. 第四段中讲“演员的什么在电影中非常重要的”, 当然是演员的演技, 所以要填
performance—表演。
96. 前面讲述了film- making的成本、演员的演技, 接着讲述了film-making中的剧
本事宜, 所以要填Besides—此外。
97. 第五段讲述了“如果有好的想象力, 那么很容易写出一个有吸引力的故事来”,
所以填easily。
98. 文章最后讲“一个优秀的故事是拍一部好的、成功的电影的关键”, 所以填
successful。