小学五年级英语幽默小故事(三篇)word版本
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小学五年级英语幽默
小故事(三篇)
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小学五年级英语幽默小故事（三篇）
Across a small drugstore, a large chain store was
newly
opened and would defeat the businessof
the small drugstore.
The shopkeeper of
the drugstore went to a priest to talk
about
his concern. The priestsuggested, “You stand in
front
of your store every day to pray for it
to prosper, and then
turnaround to pray for
that chain store likewise, that is, to
embrace
your enemy in public.”
Some days later,
as what the shopkeeper worried, his
store shut
down, but he was appointedas the manager of the
chain store, and earned more than before.
一间小杂货店对面新开了一家大型连锁商店，这家商店即将打垮
杂货店的生意。
杂货店老板找牧师诉苦。牧师建议他：“每天早上站在商店门前
祈祷你的商店生意兴隆，然
后转过身去，也同样祈祷那家连锁商店，
也就是当众拥抱你的敌人。”
一段日子
后，正如这人当初所担心的，他的商店关门了，但他却
被聘为那家连锁店的经理，而且收入比以前更好。
【家规】
Mr. and Mrs. Jones very
seldom go out in the evening, but
last
saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband,
good
film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see
it?
Mr. Jones was quite happy about it,
so they went, and
both of them enjoyed the
film.
They came out of the cinema at 11
o'clock, got into their
car and began driving
home. It was quite dark. Then Mrs.
Jones said,
very fast, and a man's running after her. Can
you see them?
Mr. Jones said,
near
the woman and said to her,
running.
and the last one washes the dishes at
home!
家规
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琼斯夫妇晚上很少出门，但上星期六，琼斯太太对丈夫说：“电
影院今晚有场好电影，我们去看好吗?”
琼斯先生很乐意，于是他们就去了。两个人都喜欢那部电影。
晚上十一点，他们从电影院
出来，钻进汽车，开始驾车回家。天
很黑。这时，琼斯太太说：“看，比尔。一个女人在沿街狂奔，一个
男人在后猛追不舍。你看到了吗?”
琼斯先生说：“是的，看到了。”他慢慢把车开近那女人，说
道：“你需要帮忙吗?”
“不，谢谢，”女人答道，但她没有放慢速度，“我丈夫跟我在
看完电影后，经常跑步回家
，后到家的洗碗涮碟。”
【画蛇添足】
One day, Mr.
Lion holds a party. Many animals come and
drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of
wine. Who can
drink it? They drink out an idea
and decide to have a match-
Draw a snake. If
you finish first, you can get it.
Soon
finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished.
I’m
No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh,
let
me add feet and my snake.” At the time,
Mr. Gorilla also
finishes. He takes away the
pot of wine and drinks, then he
says, “That
isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the
wine.”
画蛇添足
一天， 狮子先生举行一场聚会
，很多动物都来了，他们喝很多
酒。最后只剩一壶酒了。让谁喝呢?它们想了想，有个主意。它们比赛<
br>画蛇，谁最快画好，谁就喝这壶酒。
不一会，狼先生画好了。“哈，我画好了，我
是第一个。”它
说。不过它又画了起来，它还说：“再给它加几只脚吧。”这是猩猩
先生也画好
了。它拿起那酒壶喝起来。一边喝一边说：“那不是蛇，
蛇是没有脚的，我赢了这壶酒。”
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