菲尔莱狄更斯大学-财务总结报告

小学三年级英语幽默小故事精选

² One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm
to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just
got out of its egg shell.

【一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好
一只小鸡破壳而出。】

²
from the egg shell, isn't it?

² 【“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙的吗?”
老师说。】

²
be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs
hell before hand.

【“是的，老师。”一个男学生说，“不过，如果我们知道它是
怎 样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”】

² I'm Trying to Stop It


infected?

【“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”】

²
you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am
trying to stop it.

【“没有，老 师。不过你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里
进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”】

² “I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge
you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

【“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”】

“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that
you charged only four dollars for such work!”

【“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”】

“Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he
scared four other patients out of the office .”

【“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”】

² Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object
to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give
me a good example?

【老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子?】

² John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and
in the winter the days are short.

【约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。】

² One day,a little m is playing by the well.

【一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿。】

He looks in the well and shouts ：

【它往井里一瞧，高喊道：】

“Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!”

【“噢!我的天!月亮掉到井里头啦!”】

An older ms runs over, takes a look,and says,

【一只大猴子跑来一看，说，】

“Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!”