小学三年级英语笑话
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小学三年级英语笑话
【篇一：小学三年级英语笑话】
good boy
y?
i gave it to a
poor old woman, he answered.
youre a good
boy, said the mother are two cents
why are
you so interested in the old woman?
she is
the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给
了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地
说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么
对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
【篇二：小学三年级英语笑话】
when i travelled
by air in britain, the stewardess served me
some water and i said thanks , she said cheers
, then i raised
my cup. she looked puzzled.
then out of the plane i found
almost all
people, from customs staff to shuttle bus driver,
were saying cheers. why cheers? i have no
glass in hand!
去英国时坐飞机，空姐倒完水之后我说thanks，空姐说
cheers，于
是我就对她举了举杯。空姐当时就惊呆了。再之后从海关到机场大
巴司机，一
路上都有人跟我说cheers，我就疑惑了啊，我这手里也
没杯子啊怎么cheers?!
a woman gets on a bus with her baby. the
driver says: ugh,
that s the ugliest baby i ve
ever seen.
一位女士抱着她的宝宝上公交车，司机看到后说：
额，那是我这辈
子见过的最丑的小孩。
the woman walks to
the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
she
says to a man next to her: the driver just
insulted me. the
man says: you go up there and
tell him off. go on, i ll hold your
monkey for
you.
女士走到车厢后面坐下，感到很愤怒。她对旁边的男士说：
司机刚
刚羞辱了我。
男士回应说：
你快上去斥责他。去吧，我替你抱着你的猴子。
a woman was
reporting to her husband about the events of the
day essay代写.
一位女士正滔滔不绝地向她先生诉说当天发生的事。
oh, and i had
a big fight with the electric company.
哦，另外我也和电力公司大吵了一架!
really? who won?
真的吗?后来谁赢了?
nobody, it was a tie. they
don t get any money and we don t get
any
electricity .
没有人赢，算扯平吧。他们没拿到一毛钱，而我们也没有电可用。
【篇三：小学三年级英语笑话】
三年级英语小笑话：i am
acting like a lady 我要表现得像一位女士
one day
women s dresses were on sale at a department
store.
a dignified middle-aged man decided to
pick a dress for his
wife, but soon he found
himself being battered by frantic
women.
<
br>一天，一家百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给他的
太太挑选一件女装。但是，没过
多久，他就发现自己已被疯狂的女
人们撞得踉踉跄跄。
he stood it
as long as he could; then, with head lowered and
arms flailing, he plowed through the
crowd.
他竭力地忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥舞双臂，挤过人群。
you there! challenged a thrilling voice. can t
you act like a
gentleman?
你干嘛? 有人尖声叫道，
你难道不能表现得像一位绅士吗?
listen, he said. i have
been acting like a gentleman for an hour.
from
now on, i am acting like a lady.
听着，
他说。
我已经像绅士一样表现了一个小时了。从现在起，我要表现得像一
位女士。
三年级英语小笑话：good sight 好视力
lawyer: you
say you were about thirty-five feet away from the
scene of the accident? just how far can you
see clearly?
witness: well, when i wake up
in the morning i see the sun, and
they tell me
it s about ninety-three million miles away.
律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西?
证人
：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有
9300万英里远。
三年级英语小笑话：来信
mr. henry beecher entered
plymouth church one sunday and
found several
letters awaiting him. he opened one and found it
contained the single word fool . quietly and
with becoming
seriousness he announced to the
congregation the fact in
these words:
i have known many an instance(实例) of a man
writing a letter
and forgetting to sign his
name, but this is the only instance i
have
ever known of a man signing his name and
forgetting to
write the letter.
一个星期天,亨利
比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那里有他的几封信。
他打开其中一封,发现信中只写着 傻瓜
两个字。
他平静而认真地把这件事告诉教友们：
写信时忘了签名的人,我遇到
过很多,但只签了名却忘了写信的人,我还是头一次遇到。
三年级英语小笑话：
customer: waiter, i can t
find any oysters in this oyster stew.
waiter: well, you wouldn t expect to find any
angels in an angel
food cake, would you?
顾客：服务员，我这个牡蛎炖菜里怎么没有牡蛎?
服务员：是啊，你不会指望在天使里发现天使吧?
三年级英语小笑话：玫瑰
on the way home one night, i spotted some
fresh-cut roses
outside a florist s shop.
after selecting a dozen and entering
the shop,
i was greeted by a young saleswoman.
are
these for your wife, sir? she asked.
yes,
i said.
for her birthday? she asked.
no, i replied.
for your
anniversary?
no, i said again.
as
i pocketed my change and headed toward the door,
the
young woman called out, i hope she
forgives you.
一天晚上回家的路上，我看到一家花店外面有一些刚剪下来的玫
瑰。
我挑了一打，走进店里，一个年轻的女售货员跟我打了个招呼。
先生，这些是送给你妻子的吗?她。
是的，我说。
她的生日?她问。
不是，我回答。
你们的结婚?
不是，我又答道。
当我将找回的钱装进口袋，朝门口走去时，那年轻的女人冲我喊道：
希望她能原谅你。
三年级英语小笑话：part-time job业余工作
when my son
was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time
job sacking groceries at a supermarket. he
came home all
smiles.
how was your
first day? i asked.
it was great, dad, he
replied. i got to talk to some good-looking
girls.
since stephen is not very
talkative, i asked, what did you say to
them?
do you prefer paper or
plastic?
我儿子在一所中学读二年级时，在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商
品的业余工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。
第一天感觉如何? 我问。
好极了，爸爸。
他答道， 我跟许多漂亮的女孩子讲了话。
由于斯蒂芬不善言谈，我问道： 你跟他们说了些什么?
你是喜欢纸包装还是塑料包装?
三年级英语小笑话：who discovered
australia?谁发现了澳大利亚?
teacher: find
australia on the map for me, johnny.
johnny: it s there, sir.
teacher: that
s right. now sammy, who discovered australia?
sammy: johnny, sir.
老师：约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。
约翰尼：先生，在这儿。
老师：对了。萨默，你来回答我是谁发现了澳大利亚?
萨默：先生，是约翰尼。
三年级英语小笑话：小女孩的愿望
on
the way home after watching a ballet performance,
the
kindergarten teacher asked her students
what they thought of
it. the smallest girl in
the class said she wished the dancers
were taller so that they would not have
to stand on their toes
all the time.
在
观看完表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的。班上最小的女孩
说，她希望演员可以长得更高一点儿，那
么他们就不用整天踮着脚
尖了。
三年级英语小笑话：狗也知道这个吗?
the little boy did not like the look of the
barking dog.
it s all right, said a
gentleman, don t be afraid. don t you know
the
proverb: barking dogs don t bite?
ah, yes,
answered the little boy. i know the proverb, but
does
the dog know the proverb, too?
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
没有关系， 一位先生
啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?
不是我的错
三年级英语小笑话：it
s not my fault
mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责
her small daughter): you
mustn t pull the cat
s tail.
daughter: i m only holding it,
mom. the cat s doing the pulling.
不是我的错
妈妈(正教训她的女儿)：你不该拽猫的尾巴。
女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。
三年级英语小笑话：父亲在哪?
two brothers were
looking at some beautiful paintings.
look,
said the elder brother. how nice these paintings
are!
yes, said the younger, but in all
these paintings there is only
the mother and
the children. where is the father?
the
elder brother thought for a moment and then
explained,
obviously he was painting the
pictures.
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的。
看， 哥哥说，
这些画多漂亮呀!
是啊， 弟弟说道，
可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸
去哪儿了呢?
哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道： 很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。
三年级英语小笑话：两块蛋糕
two pieces of cake
tom: mom, can i have two pieces of cake,
please?
mom: certainly -- take this piece
and cut it two!
两块蛋糕
汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?
妈妈：当然可以----
拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!