4年级英语小品
北京北大方正软件技术学院-学校体育工作总结
《新守株待兔》
人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m
a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突
然被
绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied
in Suining Zhuotong International School.
So,
I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern
mobile——Nokia WC 250！
This is my watch!This is
my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS! This is…
[不经意地
掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]This
is......[从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s
this？痒痒挠？
No no no~~You are out ! It’s my
modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some
farming！[开
始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]
树：I’m a tree!I
can do many things!I can
sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can
dance![跳四小天鹅]
Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]
兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around
here.
[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！
[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]
[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看
手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走
，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷
地把枪口对准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What do you want?
农夫：Huh…！I will kill you for lunch!
兔子A：
Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]
农夫：Where~~to
go? Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。
农夫又开枪，
同上。
农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦
中弹状。]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't
hurt me！
树：[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurt
me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]
农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye !
[举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非
常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！
[兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了
后面的树] Wa ！[倒地]
农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!!
[把兔子绑到树上。打呵
欠]I’m so tired! I’ll eat you after
sleeping.[倒地睡觉]（打鼾的声音）
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What
happened?
树：[指着农夫]He has caught you and
wants to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must
leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]A
mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how
fashion![放回原处。又自觉地把自己绑在树
上。 突然想起来]A
mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！
[又不知不觉地把自己放出来，
那起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音：拨电话) Hello？
兔子B：Hello! It’s Jenny.
兔子A：Hey Jenny！
兔子B：Oh,hey Mary!
兔子A：How are you?
兔子B：I’m fine,thank you?
兔子A：I’m fine too!
How are your mother?
兔子B：She is fine,thank
you?
兔子A：She is fine,too! How is your
father?
兔子B：He’s fine,thank you! And you?
兔子A：He’s fine , too! How…
兔子B：Eh..eh..eh~ why do you call me? If you want
borrow some money from me…NO
WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I’m
under a tree!
兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see
around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit …that looks
exactly like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…like me…
OK!I’ll find a second! Wait for me! I will help
you! [匆匆离
开]
[兔子A
打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上]
兔子A：Haha! My friend will come and save me~!yeah!
[兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上,倒地](虚
弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or
119?112?...Oh,forget it!I’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音，死去]
[兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also a rabbit！I’m smart! I’m
lovely! And I’m (作风情万种)beautiful! （自
我陶醉）[转头看自己
右手边，却发现兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!MaryI’m so
sorry,Mary!I’m too
late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树]
树：Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m
~~brea~ken![朝地上倒，压倒兔子B]
兔子B：What?NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breath……(作死了的声音)
[农夫一觉醒来。看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer
I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks
god!How
lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]