脑筋急转弯2
我的未来不是梦吉他谱-党的纪律的作用
room has no walls, no doors, no
windows, and no floors?
A mushroom.(蘑菇)
4. What's too much for one, just right for
two, but nothing at all for three?
什么东西对一个人来说太多,对两个来说刚刚好,对三个人来说什么也不
是?
答案：A secret (秘密）
美国人常说“Just between you
and me”意即“keep it a secret”（仅
限于你我之间,请保守秘密）.
5. What person tried to make you smile
most of the time?
A photographer.
9. What do you know about the kings of
France?
They are all dead.
10. What
question can you never answer 'yes
Are you
asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use
glasses?
They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person wearing two coats while
painting the house?
Because the instructions
on the paint can say
13. What two words have
thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
14. What do workers do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day.
15. What
5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters
away?
Sixty.
16. When do you go as fast
as a racing car?
When you are in it.
17.
How many sides does a house have?
Two -
inside and outside.
18. What never asks any
questions but always gets answers?
A
doorbell.
19. Where did Columbus stand when
he discovered America?
On his feet.
20.
When the boy fell into the water, what's the first
thing he did?
He got wet first of all.
21. Who isn't your sister and isn't your
brother, but is still a child of your mother and
father?
I myself.
22. What has teeth but
cannot eat?
A comb.
23. What kind of man
can raise things without lifting them?
A farmer.
24. Why does time fly?
To get away from all the people who are trying
to kill it.
25. Name five days of the week
without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday.
The day before yesterday,
yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after
tomorrow.
26. What animal eats and drinks
with its tail?
All do. No animal takes off
its tail when eating and drinking.
27. What
has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but
never speaks?
A river.
28. What kind of
dog never bite?
A hot dog.
29. Why does
the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because it can't sit down.
30. What did
one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
It's nice not to see you again.
31. What
wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle.
32. What rises in the morning and waves all
day?
A flag.
33. What is an
astronomer?(天文学家)?
A night watchman with a
college education.
34. How can you tell
clocks and watches are shy?
Because they
always have their hands in front of their faces.
35. What is wind?
Air in a hurry.
36. What comes after the letter
All the
other letters.
37. What starts with a T, ends
with a T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
38.
What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
Short.
39. What person does every man take
his hat off to?
A barber.
40. Why does
the boy carry a ladder to the school?
Because
he wants to go to high school.
41. What can
you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water.
42. What's the difference between a hill and a
pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is
hard to get down.
43. Why is it useless to
send a letter to Washington?
Because he's
dead.
44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the
same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and
gave the girl
seven apples before he left.
Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor
away.
45. What will you do if a man-
eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing.
Because I'm a woman.
46. What always travels
on foot?
A shoe.
47. Where can happiness
always be found?
In the dictionary.
48.
What is higher without a head than with a head?
A pillow.(枕头)
49. Why don't you advertise
for your lost dog?
He can't read.
50. On
which side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
51. What is the best thing
to keep in hot weather?
Cool!
52. What
is never used until it's broken?
An egg.
53. What's a skeleton?(骨架)
It's a lot of
bones without the person on them!
54. What is
dark but made by light?
A shadow.
55.
What can you break with only one word?
Silence.
56. What stays indoors no matter
how many times you put it out?
The light.
57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the
wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give
him a ticket. Why?
Because the truck
driver was walking.
58. Where can milk be
best stored?
In a cow.
59. Which can
move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you
can catch cold easily.
60. What's the hardest
thing about learning skating?
The ice.
61. What has cities with no houses, rivers
without water and forests without trees?
A
map.
62. What can be measured but has no
length, width or thickness?
The temperature.
63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
It
never eats.
64. Why is writing called
handwriting?
If people wrote with their feet,
we would have to call it footwriting.
65. If
there were only thre girls in the world, what do
you think they would do?
Two of them would
get together ans talk about the other one.
66. How many great men have been born in
London?
None. Only babies.
67.
When can you have an empty pocket and still have
something in it?
When you have a hole in your
pocket.
68. The greater it is, the less it
can be seen. What is it?
Darkness.
69.
The more you take away, the bigger I become. What
am I?
A hole.
70. Who may marry many a
wife and stay single all of his life?
A
priest.(牧师)
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