英语幽默小对话
玛丽莲梦兔
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Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom:
I've
just
taken
some
medicine
and
I
forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？
汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇瓶子了
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红？
弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架
妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。
弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,
the
smallest
znd
most
useless
thing
that
Ihave
e
ver
seen .
,say
it
again
.Let
me
take
it
down
.
mouse
said .
为我所用
一头大 象对一只小老鼠说：
“你无疑是我见过的最小、
最没用的东
西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。
“我要讲给我认识的
一只跳蚤听
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says,
-
Go
Slowly
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标 上面写着：
学校
----
慢行。
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast
-
food restaurant,
waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted.
bills larger than $$20 will be accepted.
我和一 个朋友在快餐店排队订餐，
那里很醒目地写着，
不接受超过
20
美元的大钞< br>(
请自备零钱
)
。
The
woman
in
front
of
us,
pointing
to
the
sign,
remarked,
me,
if
I
HAD
a
bill
larger
than
$$20,
I
wouldn't
be
eating here.
我们前边的一个女士指着这个牌子对我们说： “上帝保佑，如果我身上有超
过
20
美元的话，我一定不会在这儿吃饭
!”
One student to another:
along?
men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.
一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语最近学的怎么样
?
”
“很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”
Policeman:
Why
didn't
you
shout
for
help
when
you
were
robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four
gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？
男子：
要是我张口的话，
他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。
那就更糟了。
Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up
A
teacher
was
trying
to
make
use
of
her
psychology
courses.
She
started
her
class
by
saying,
who
thinks
you're
stupid, stand up!
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said,
ma'am,
but
I
hate
to
see
you
standing
there
all
by
yourself!