简短幽默的英语小故事
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简短幽默的英语小故事
篇一
Golfing with cows
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black
eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
一个男人摇摇晃晃地走进了急诊室，两个眼睛是青的，颈项上有
明显的五指印。
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
was like this,
golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of
cows.
医生问他发生了什么。“额，是这样的，”这个 人说。“我和我
老婆来了几局高尔夫，她把球打到一个牛群里。”
I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
“我们去寻这个球，我四下搜索，发觉一头牛的屁股后面有个白
色的东西。”
there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of
the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
“我走过去，举起了它的尾巴想看清晰，我老婆的球就卡在牛的
屁股中间。然后我犯 了一个错误。”
“你干嘛了?”医生问。
this looks like yours!'
“额，我举起了牛的尾巴，对我老婆喊道，
'
这个好像是你的!'”
篇二
Hen House
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the
chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish
rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.
在一个小小的爱尔兰村庄中，牧师非常地喜爱鸡舍中的小 鸡。鸡
舍位于教区后面，里面有一只公鸡，十只母鸡。
One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the
priest suspected that it was because cock fights were being
held in the village. So he decided to do something about it
at church the next morning.
不过，公鸡在一个星期六的晚上不见了，牧师怀疑可能是因为村
里举办了斗鸡竞赛。他谋划在第二天早 晨去教堂做些事情。
At Mass, he asked the congregation,
cock?
当着大家的面，他问道：“谁有一只公鸡吗?”所有的男人都站
了起来。
anybody seen a cock?
< br>“不是的，”他说，“我不是那个意思，有谁见到过一只公鸡
吗?”所有的女人都站了起来。