2020年儿童英语幽默小故事100字范文精选汇编
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讷河房屋出租-刘盛兰
【篇一】
磕睡之人
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his
congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man
was
snoring
in
the
front
row
one
Sunday,
the
preacher
determined
he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.
收师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说 教时睡觉。一个星期天，
正当坐在前排的那个人打瞌睡时，
牧师决定要好好地教育他不要睡觉。
In
a
whisper,
he
asked
the
congregation.
All
who
want
to
go
to
heaven,
please
rise
，
Everyone
got
up
except
the
snorer.
After
whispering Be seated
，
the minister shouted at the top of his
voice
，
All those who want to be with the devil
，
please rise.
他低声地对教徒们说
:
“想去天堂的人都站起来。
”除打瞌睡的人
外，
每个人都站了起来。
牧师说过请坐之后，
高声喊 道
:
“下地狱的请
站起来
!
”
Awaking
with
a
start
，
the
sleepy-head
jumped
to
his
feet
and
saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit,
”
Well
，
sir, he said.,I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks
like you and me are the only ones for it.
打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声所惊醒，站了起来。看到牧师高站
在教坛上，正生气地望着他。他说
:
“先生，我不知我们在选什么，但
看上去你和我是 的侯选人。
【篇二】
聪明的鸟
When
the
burglar
broke
into
a
seemingly
empty
room
one
night,
a
voice
suddenly
shattered
the
silence
;I
see
you,and
the
saint
sees you.
一位窃贼一天夜里闯进一个 好像没有人的空房子。突然寂静中传
来一声
:
“我看见你了，圣人也看见你了。
”
The
shaken
thief
took
another
tentative
step.
“
I
see
you
，
”
the
voice
said
again:
“
and
the
saint
sees
you.
“
With
that
，
the
burglar shined his flashlight in the direction that the voice
was coming from. There
，
in the circle of light
，
sat a parrot.
这位惊恐不安的贼又试图再走一步，
那个声音又说:
“
我看见你了，
圣人也看见你了。
”
听到声音，
窃绒 用手电照着声音所传来的方向。
在
那边儿，一束灯光下坐着一只鹦鹉。
Dumb bird,!'the burglar uttered in relief.
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